Safest: 154th Largest Insurance Industry: 295th Most Stationary: 326th
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Contender
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.186 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,903 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 1,103rd in the world and 1st in Free States of Gaia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 166,677.56 Standard Monetary Units.

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Safest: 154thLargest Insurance Industry: 295thMost Stationary: 326thHighest Economic Output: 349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 596thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 689thLargest Mining Sector: 797thLowest Crime Rates: 818thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 993rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,103rdMost Avoided: 1,132ndLargest Populations: 1,159thHighest Average Incomes: 1,234thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,475thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,751stRudest Citizens: 1,995thFattest Citizens: 2,218thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,277thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,647thLargest Retail Industry: 3,634thLargest Governments: 3,733rdMost Devout: 4,056thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,606thMost Influential: 5,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,275thMost Conservative: 6,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,024thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,072ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,378thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,129th
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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