The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Regional Influence
Contender
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.972 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,400 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 296,352 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 10th in Free States of Gaia and 114,123rd in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -112 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pompous Windbags was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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