Safest: 146th Largest Insurance Industry: 298th Most Stationary: 314th
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.515 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,002 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 95,191st in the world and 8th in Free States of Gaia for Most Income Equality, scoring 32.94 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Safest: 146thLargest Insurance Industry: 298thMost Stationary: 314thHighest Economic Output: 347thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 585thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 612thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 706thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 781stLargest Mining Sector: 790thLowest Crime Rates: 858thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,118thMost Avoided: 1,137thLargest Populations: 1,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,236thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,326thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,746thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,201stFattest Citizens: 2,223rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,344thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,870thLargest Governments: 3,882ndMost Devout: 4,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,657thMost Influential: 5,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,274thMost Conservative: 8,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,632ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 15,469th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the region

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