Safest: 151st Largest Insurance Industry: 280th Most Stationary: 332nd
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.636 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,737 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 46,118th in the world and 1st in Free States of Gaia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.83 Stalins.

Safest: 151stLargest Insurance Industry: 280thMost Stationary: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 340thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 552ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 582ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 596thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 667thLargest Mining Sector: 764thLowest Crime Rates: 791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 798thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 931stHighest Poor Incomes: 953rdMost Avoided: 1,059thHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thLargest Populations: 1,172ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,396thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,517thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,775thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,806thFattest Citizens: 2,138thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,301stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,206thLargest Governments: 3,379thMost Devout: 3,871stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,687thMost Influential: 4,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,028thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,348thMost Efficient Economies: 7,489thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,640thTop
Most Conservative: 9,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,304thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,681stMost Pro-Market: 16,639th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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