Safest: 149th Largest Insurance Industry: 292nd Most Stationary: 328th
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.03 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,856 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 40,166th in the world and 2nd in Free States of Gaia for Most Authoritarian, with 0.83 Stalins.

Safest: 149thLargest Insurance Industry: 292ndMost Stationary: 328thHighest Economic Output: 339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 580thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 588thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 693rdLargest Mining Sector: 787thLowest Crime Rates: 801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 971stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,061stMost Avoided: 1,110thLargest Populations: 1,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,213thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,455thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,753rdRudest Citizens: 1,851stFattest Citizens: 2,209thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,618thLargest Retail Industry: 3,541stLargest Governments: 3,617thMost Devout: 4,013thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,563rdMost Influential: 4,977thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,229thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,919thMost Conservative: 8,061stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,160thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,751stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,450thMost Pro-Market: 16,569th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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