Safest: 150th Largest Insurance Industry: 299th Most Stationary: 317th
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.391 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,965 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 14,721st in the world and 5th in Free States of Gaia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,362.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Safest: 150thLargest Insurance Industry: 299thMost Stationary: 317thHighest Economic Output: 349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 609thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 708thLargest Mining Sector: 796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 806thLowest Crime Rates: 841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 998thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,112thMost Avoided: 1,135thLargest Populations: 1,142ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,246thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,342ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,771stTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,134thFattest Citizens: 2,225thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,273rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,659thLargest Retail Industry: 3,782ndLargest Governments: 3,869thMost Devout: 4,105thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,644thMost Influential: 5,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,125thMost Conservative: 7,542ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,332ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,310thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,721st
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

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