Safest: 153rd Largest Insurance Industry: 288th Most Stationary: 331st
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.838 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 7,798 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 108,327th in the world and 13th in Free States of Gaia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Safest: 153rdLargest Insurance Industry: 288thMost Stationary: 331stHighest Economic Output: 345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 569thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 590thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 591stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 679thLargest Mining Sector: 778thLowest Crime Rates: 812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,007thMost Avoided: 1,085thLargest Populations: 1,175thHighest Average Incomes: 1,182ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,300thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,442ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,784thRudest Citizens: 1,810thFattest Citizens: 2,177thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,272ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,617thLargest Retail Industry: 3,423rdLargest Governments: 3,520thMost Devout: 3,965thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,636thMost Influential: 4,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,094thMost Conservative: 7,438thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,691stMost Efficient Economies: 7,894thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,883rdLargest Gambling Industry: 12,488thMost Pro-Market: 14,616th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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