Safest: 143rd Largest Insurance Industry: 288th Most Stationary: 308th
The Flatulent Bleatings of
Corporate Police State
Deal with it
Lord Maximillian
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Maximillian with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.811 billion Pompous Windbagsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Windbag. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pompous Windbagsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,092 trillion bones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 301,821 bones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pompous Windbags's national animal is the kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pompous Windbags is ranked 60,694th in the world and 9th in Free States of Gaia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 50.79 Effective Tax Rate.

Safest: 143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 288thMost Stationary: 308thHighest Economic Output: 341stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 581stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 777thLargest Mining Sector: 802ndLowest Crime Rates: 853rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 989thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,119thLargest Populations: 1,120thMost Avoided: 1,148thHighest Average Incomes: 1,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,376thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,387thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,757thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,250thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,391stRudest Citizens: 2,464thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,800thLargest Governments: 3,901stLargest Retail Industry: 4,092ndMost Devout: 4,136thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,740thMost Influential: 5,225thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,412thMost Conservative: 8,057thMost Efficient Economies: 8,846thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,717thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,542nd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the region

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