“Bog, Honor, Ojczyzny”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Konstantyn I with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.139 billion Polska rzczpolspolitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', eminent domain has been abolished, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska rzczpolspolita's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the zloty.
Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago
- 4 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 8 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita relocated from New Rostil to Balder.
- 9 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita relocated from Osiris to New Rostil.
- 9 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita was refounded in Osiris.
- 32 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita ceased to exist.
- 34 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
- 35 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
- 37 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
- 38 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Influential.
- 41 days ago: Polska rzczpolspolita was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.