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The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita

“Bog, Honor, Ojczyzny”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Konstantyn I with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.064 billion Polska rzczpolspolitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', eminent domain has been abolished, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska rzczpolspolita's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the zloty.

Polska rzczpolspolita is ranked 282nd in the Rejected Realms and 20,286th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 21 on the Enoch Index.

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