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The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita

“Bog, Honor, Ojczyzny”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder


The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Konstantyn I with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.139 billion Polska rzczpolspolitans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', eminent domain has been abolished, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska rzczpolspolita's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the zloty.

Polska rzczpolspolita is ranked 2,993rd in Balder and 110,265th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -39 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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