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The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita

“Bog, Honor, Ojczyzny”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Rostil

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The Fourth Commonwealth of Polska rzczpolspolita is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Konstantyn I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.477 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 99%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', eminent domain has been abolished, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska rzczpolspolita's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the zloty.

Polska rzczpolspolita is ranked 27th in Rostil and 108,252nd in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -264.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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