Most Influential: 278th Most Secular: 446th Least Corrupt Governments: 589th
The United Federation of
Capitalizt
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.003 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,472 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,733 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, trespassers entering Albert Gallatin's office are immediately vaporized, some members of Parliament are illiterate, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 164,762nd in the world and 301st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -11.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 278thMost Secular: 446thLeast Corrupt Governments: 589thLargest Retail Industry: 600thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 930thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,044thHighest Crime Rates: 1,293rdRudest Citizens: 1,379thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,495thHighest Economic Output: 1,646thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,666thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,900thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,044thMost Armed: 2,169thSmartest Citizens: 2,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,922ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,413thLargest Populations: 3,546thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,848thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,913thHealthiest Citizens: 4,749thHighest Average Incomes: 5,727thMost Avoided: 6,331stHighest Drug Use: 6,618thNudest: 7,896thTop
10%
Most Developed: 8,694thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,039thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,355thLargest Black Market: 13,097thBest Weather: 15,300thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,912th
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Plisskenstan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, trespassers entering Albert Gallatin's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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