Most Influential: 287th Most Secular: 516th Least Corrupt Governments: 615th
The United Federation of
Capitalizt
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.175 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,503 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,733 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, trespassers entering Albert Gallatin's office are immediately vaporized, some members of Parliament are illiterate, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 17,801st in the world and 53rd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 69,699.33 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 287thMost Secular: 516thLeast Corrupt Governments: 615thLargest Retail Industry: 623rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 748thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 971stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,054thHighest Crime Rates: 1,326thRudest Citizens: 1,495thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,524thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1,676thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,688thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,910thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,160thMost Armed: 2,207thSmartest Citizens: 2,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,934thLargest Populations: 3,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,593rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,878thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,887thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,069thHealthiest Citizens: 4,779thHighest Average Incomes: 5,867thMost Avoided: 6,313thHighest Drug Use: 6,927thTop
10%
Nudest: 8,504thMost Developed: 8,807thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,470thLargest Black Market: 13,183rdBest Weather: 15,291st
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Plisskenstan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, trespassers entering Albert Gallatin's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.

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