Most Influential: 297th Largest Retail Industry: 691st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 795th
The United Federation of
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Albert Gallatin
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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.772 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,608 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,497 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Chupacabraball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 797th in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Influential: 297thLargest Retail Industry: 691stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 795thLeast Corrupt Governments: 797thMost Secular: 866thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,036thHighest Crime Rates: 1,360thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,510thHighest Economic Output: 1,694thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,825thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,855thMost Armed: 2,264thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,271stRudest Citizens: 2,961stSmartest Citizens: 3,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,074thLargest Populations: 3,465thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,056thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,136thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,334thHealthiest Citizens: 4,515thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,127thHighest Average Incomes: 6,222ndMost Avoided: 6,561stHighest Drug Use: 8,432ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,246thNudest: 9,573rdMost Developed: 9,687thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,977thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,306thLargest Black Market: 13,174thBest Weather: 13,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,978th
Least Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the region

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