The United Federation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.014 billion Plisskenstanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, with Social Policy and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,638 trillion Sponks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,988 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 313th in Capitalist Paradise and 141,315th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -341 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, all 'unconventional' weaponry has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Plisskenstan's radio stations.
  • : Plisskenstan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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