Most Influential: 256th Most Secular: 357th Least Corrupt Governments: 432nd
The United Federation of
Anarchy
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.662 billion Plisskenstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,406 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,561 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, visions of giant pink Chupacabras are a common side effect after Plisskenstanians eat their meals, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 178,096th in the world and 344th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 10.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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1%
Most Influential: 256thMost Secular: 357thLeast Corrupt Governments: 432ndRudest Citizens: 555thLargest Retail Industry: 572ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,020thHighest Crime Rates: 1,341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,423rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,449thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,625thHighest Economic Output: 1,652ndTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,938thMost Armed: 2,259thSmartest Citizens: 2,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,838thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,113thLargest Populations: 3,606thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,753rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,045thHealthiest Citizens: 4,264thHighest Average Incomes: 5,428thMost Avoided: 6,695thNudest: 7,851stTop
10%
Most Developed: 9,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,529thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,731stBest Weather: 12,594thLargest Black Market: 13,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,833rdHighest Drug Use: 17,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,680th
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5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, visions of giant pink Chupacabras are a common side effect after Plisskenstanians eat their meals.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Nipper" to "Handshaker".
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.

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