Most Influential: 294th Most Secular: 602nd Least Corrupt Governments: 632nd
The United Federation of
Capitalizt
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Average

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 19.394 billion Plisskenstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,537 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,420 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Trespassers entering Albert Gallatin's office are immediately vaporized, some members of Parliament are illiterate, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Plisskenstanian language, and schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 21,796th in the world and 142nd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 5,491.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 294thMost Secular: 602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 632ndLargest Retail Industry: 650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 751stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 995thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,084thHighest Crime Rates: 1,374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,510thRudest Citizens: 1,593rdHighest Economic Output: 1,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,822ndTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,891stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,183rdMost Armed: 2,267thSmartest Citizens: 2,900thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,009thLargest Populations: 3,511thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,879thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,472ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,591stHighest Average Incomes: 5,978thMost Avoided: 6,457thHighest Drug Use: 6,873rdNudest: 9,175thMost Developed: 9,213thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,827thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,070thLargest Black Market: 13,158thBest Weather: 13,629thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,735th
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionNudest: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 5% for Most Developed.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Nudest, and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.
  • : Plisskenstan's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Nudest.

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