Most Influential: 268th Most Secular: 395th Least Corrupt Governments: 433rd
The United Federation of
Anarchy
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.847 billion Plisskenstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Social Policy is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,440 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 182,528 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, all recreational drugs are legal, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 47,562nd in the world and 187th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,476.39 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 268thMost Secular: 395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 433rdRudest Citizens: 577thLargest Retail Industry: 586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 708thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 935thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,042ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,310thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,485thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,638thHighest Economic Output: 1,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,917thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,979thMost Armed: 2,226thSmartest Citizens: 2,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,349thLargest Populations: 3,590thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,903rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,928thHealthiest Citizens: 4,556thHighest Average Incomes: 5,631stMost Avoided: 6,340thHighest Drug Use: 6,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,991stNudest: 7,017thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,264thMost Developed: 8,589thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,055thLargest Black Market: 13,295thBest Weather: 14,789th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, and Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, visions of giant pink Chupacabras are a common side effect after Plisskenstanians eat their meals.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.

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