Most Influential: 240th Most Secular: 316th Least Corrupt Governments: 429th
The United Federation of
Anarchy
Pecunia non olet
Albert Gallatin
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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The United Federation of Plisskenstan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.503 billion Plisskenstanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thingamageek. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Plisskenstanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,408 trillion Sponks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,190 Sponks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Plisskenstan's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Plisskenstan is ranked 1,624th in the world and 27th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Economic Output, with 3,408 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 240thMost Secular: 316thLeast Corrupt Governments: 429thLargest Retail Industry: 542ndRudest Citizens: 549thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 901stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,014thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,238thHighest Crime Rates: 1,356thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,607thHighest Economic Output: 1,624thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,960thSmartest Citizens: 2,281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,570thLargest Populations: 3,617thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,795thHealthiest Citizens: 3,801stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,830thHighest Average Incomes: 5,152ndMost Armed: 5,463rdMost Avoided: 6,716thMost Developed: 7,997thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,382ndTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,359thBest Weather: 10,798thLargest Black Market: 13,471stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,885thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,458thMost Stationary: 19,097th
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Plisskenstan was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Plisskenstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Plisskenstan, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.

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