| Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Skyrim
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Multinational Conglomerate of Planet Metroid is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Aran with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.5 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aran City. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.
Universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, abortions are routinely performed in Planet Metroid's hospitals, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Aran City. Crime is crippling. Planet Metroid's national animal is the Bald Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is to worship the CEO and the board, and its currency is the Samark.
Planet Metroid is ranked 65th in Skyrim and 86,908th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 8 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.



































































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago
- 3 days 7 hours ago:
Planet Metroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Planet Metroid, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Aran City. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Planet Metroid, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Planet Metroid, abortions are routinely performed in Planet Metroid's hospitals. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Planet Metroid, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Planet Metroid, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries. - 13 days ago:
Planet Metroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides. - 13 days ago:
Planet Metroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides. - 29 days ago:
Planet Metroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 42 days ago:
Planet Metroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.







