The Evil land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Looks like I have to go for plan Z
King Giant Plankton
Regional Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Evil land of Plan A-Z is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Giant Plankton with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.828 billion Planktonites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of File Storage of A through Y. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.4%.

The Planktonian economy, worth 284 trillion Dictator coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 155,655 Dictator coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Billions of Dictator coins are being blown on orbital weapons development, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Plan A-Z's national animal is the File, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The glory of Karen.

Plan A-Z is ranked 13th in Dill Country and 140,368th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -34 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Plan A-Z's influence in Dill Country rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, billions of Dictator coins are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, King Giant Plankton claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Plan A-Z's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Plan A-Z, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.

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