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“Oh Hai! Waz u goin 2 eat dat?”

The Kewl Kats of Plague Kittens is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader Cat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.001 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The small, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13%. A large private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

The government spends millions of tax invisable coins on vouchers to pay for expensive private schools, smoking is banned in public areas, the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Plague Kittens's national animal is the hooman, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the invisable coin.

Plague Kittens is ranked 17th in the region and 22,151st in the world for Largest Nations.