The Seagoing Horde of
Anarchy
Take what ya can, give nothin' back!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Seagoing Horde of Piratical Islanders is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.778 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pirate economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Clam Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,889 Clam Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 935,982 per year while the poor average 15,034, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Piratical Islanders's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Piratical Islanders is ranked 3,809th in Balder and 143,772nd in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -105.12 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • 9 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.

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