The Seagoing Horde of
Anarchy
Take what ya can, give nothin' back!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Seagoing Horde of Piratical Islanders is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.312 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pirate economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Clam Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,481 Clam Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,006,327 per year while the poor average 13,650, a ratio of 73.7 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, all recreational drugs are legal, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Piratical Islanders's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Piratical Islanders is ranked 3,444th in Balder and 126,289th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -18 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, it's always rabbit season.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, the country is preparing for war.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.

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