The Seagoing Horde of
Anarchy
Take what ya can, give nothin' back!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Seagoing Horde of Piratical Islanders is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.082 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pirate economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion Clam Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,426 Clam Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,033,189 per year while the poor average 12,792, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Piratical Islanders's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Piratical Islanders is ranked 51st in Balder and 1,075th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 90 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Pro-Market.
  • 5 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • 7 days ago: Piratical Islanders was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Armed.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piratical Islanders, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.

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