The Republic of Piracicaba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.823 billion Piracicabans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The very strong Piracicaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion reais a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,643 reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,923 per year while the poor average 13,864, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is compulsory and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is moderate. Piracicaba's national animal is the toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Piracicaba is ranked 235,662^nd in the world and 5,557^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.27 law-abiding acts per hour.