The Sultanate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Honesty is the best image.
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Sultanate of Pins is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 7.216 billion Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinsian economy, worth 857 trillion Golden Moose a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 118,892 Golden Moose, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pins is ranked 2nd in Keglen and 1,012th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 153 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 17 hours ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, religious classes are compulsory for all school students.
  • 23 days ago: Pins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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