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The Sultanate of Pins

“Honesty is the best image.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Keglen

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The Sultanate of Pins is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.916 billion, 2.905 billion of whom are zombies, Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Welfare and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs, students in Pins's schools rarely attend their classes, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Golden Moose.

Pins is ranked 5th in Keglen and 114,177th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Pins is currently considering its options.

People: 11,035,817

Zombies: 2,905,216,653

Dead: 3,568,895,818

Survival Rate: 0.17%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 15 hours ago

  • 21 hours ago: Pins's influence in Keglen rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Pins was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, students in Pins's schools rarely attend their classes.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, innocent people are routinely stoned to death by frenzied lynch mobs.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the police force is on a recruitment drive.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.

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