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The Sultanate of Pins

“Honesty is the best image.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Sultanate of Pins is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.007 billion Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinsian economy, worth 836 trillion Golden Moose a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 119,385 Golden Moose, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, gun ownership is compulsory, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pins is ranked 6th in Keglen and 111,340th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the Toad is a protected species.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, immigrants flood the job queues as discrimination in the workplace makes a staggering comeback.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Pins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, police officers ride the swiftest Toads.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.

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