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The Sultanate of Pins

“Honesty is the best image.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Sultanate of Pins is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.934 billion Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Welfare and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 91%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Golden Mooses of property damage, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Golden Moose.

Pins is ranked 4th in Keglen and 111,201st in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -46 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, meat-eating is frowned upon.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Golden Mooses of property damage.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme.

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