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The Sultanate of Pins

“Honesty is the best image.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Keglen

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The Sultanate of Pins is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.653 billion Pinsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Welfare and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pins City. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, surveillance cameras are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Pins's national animal is the Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Golden Moose.

Pins is ranked 3rd in Keglen and 13,367th in the world for Nudest, with 212 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pins, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the eerie remains of the final shuttle mission orbit in silence as a sober reminder of the abandoned space program.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, Pins has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Pins, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.

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