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The Federal Republic of Pileusia

“Peace and Justice and Liberty for All”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe

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The Federal Republic of Pileusia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Jamison Goretti with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 5.882 billion Pileusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Post Liberté. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pileusia's national animal is the Pileusian Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Pileusian Dollar.

Pileusia is ranked 347th in Europe and 114,643rd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Pileusia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 11 days ago: Pileusia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pileusia, nine out of ten citizens of Pileusia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.

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