Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th Largest Gambling Industry: 27th Most Primitive: 37th
The Doomsville of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all ogre now
Shrek
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.756 billion Megucas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Megucan economy, worth a remarkable 4,587 trillion Sool Jims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 390,244 Sool Jims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,491,848 per year while the poor average 70,541, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

Local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Sool Jim reserves, and forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 26,129th in the world and 2nd in The Chewlands for Most Authoritarian, with 1.32 Stalins.

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1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 27thMost Primitive: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 97thMost Devout: 127thFattest Citizens: 141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 152ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156thMost Avoided: 179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 188thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220thLargest Insurance Industry: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 253rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 275thMost Armed: 361stHighest Average Incomes: 407thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 878thHighest Economic Output: 1,003rdHighest Drug Use: 1,129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,367thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,713thRudest Citizens: 1,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,017thLargest Governments: 2,490thMost Stationary: 2,589thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,536thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,066thNudest: 4,320thMost Influential: 7,499thHighest Crime Rates: 7,663rdTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,763rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,602ndMost Conservative: 14,874th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's Sool Jim reserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, citizens have to dodge their neighbor's drones while getting the morning paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, Megucas have replaced bears in a popular idiom.

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