Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th Largest Gambling Industry: 28th Most Primitive: 51st
The Swamp of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all ogre now
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Swamp of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.284 billion laddies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brogre economy, worth a remarkable 4,858 trillion Onions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 395,547 Onions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,464,692 per year while the poor average 75,217, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pikawil's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 179,133rd in the world and 3,055th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 33.02 Workforce Participation Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thMost Primitive: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 100thMost Devout: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136thFattest Citizens: 144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170thMost Avoided: 184thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thLargest Mining Sector: 213thLargest Insurance Industry: 230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 283rdMost Armed: 378thHighest Average Incomes: 398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 907thHighest Economic Output: 956thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,412thLargest Black Market: 1,629thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,011thRudest Citizens: 2,488thLargest Governments: 2,637thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,397thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,854thNudest: 5,636thMost Conservative: 7,054thLargest Populations: 8,487thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,632ndTop
Highest Crime Rates: 11,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,063rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,878th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79th in the regionNudest: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 156th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 233rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 253rd in the region

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