Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th Largest Gambling Industry: 27th Most Primitive: 57th
The Swamp of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all ogre now
Shrek
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Swamp of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.541 billion laddies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Brogre economy, worth a remarkable 4,940 trillion Onions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 393,925 Onions, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Mitakihara Town was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', firing squads regularly execute dissidents, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pikawil's national animal is the Donkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 105,740th in the world and 2nd in Our Lord Shreks Holy Lands for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 227.47 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 27thMost Primitive: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 99thFattest Citizens: 136thMost Devout: 138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 138thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 169thMost Avoided: 185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212thLargest Insurance Industry: 224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 295thMost Armed: 363rdHighest Average Incomes: 409thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 441stHighest Economic Output: 928thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,288thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,472ndLargest Black Market: 1,760thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,006thLargest Governments: 2,617thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,850thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,398thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,217thNudest: 5,713thRudest Citizens: 6,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,150thLargest Populations: 8,327thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 9,033rdMost Conservative: 15,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pikawil's influence in Our Lord Shreks Holy Lands rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, firing squads regularly execute dissidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Mitakihara Town was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.
  • : Pikawil's influence in Our Lord Shreks Holy Lands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Pikawil's influence in Our Lord Shreks Holy Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, online tourism reviews of Pikawil are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.

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