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The Doomsville of Pikawil

“Welcome to Die!”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Chewlands

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by cheese with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.784 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Children spout "Welcome to Die!" involuntarily throughout the day, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Oreos, and its currency is the Meguca.

Pikawil is ranked 1st in The Chewlands and 449th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 10 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Pikawil was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, children spout "Welcome to Die!" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • 3 days ago: Pikawil fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, citizens are grown in vats.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Pikawil was reclassified from "Right-wing Utopia" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.

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