Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Primitive: 20th Largest Gambling Industry: 26th
The Doomsville of
Corporate Police State
It's all ogre now
Shrek
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.212 billion Megucas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Megucan economy, worth a remarkable 4,282 trillion Sool Jims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 381,970 Sool Jims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,659,340 per year while the poor average 55,743, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Coobie Sea, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, a government program is underway to revitalize Pikawil's beaches, and tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 192,606th in the world and 5th in The Chewlands for Best Weather, with -1748 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10thMost Primitive: 20thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 91stMost Devout: 142ndFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 159thMost Avoided: 183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 198thLargest Mining Sector: 214thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224thLargest Insurance Industry: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 252ndMost Armed: 256thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 291stHighest Average Incomes: 404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 664thHighest Economic Output: 1,081stHighest Drug Use: 1,209thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,245thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,073rdLargest Governments: 2,333rdLargest Black Market: 2,515thMost Stationary: 2,721stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,401stHighest Crime Rates: 3,945thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,946thNudest: 4,819thRudest Citizens: 5,010thMost Influential: 7,417thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,801stLargest Populations: 9,043rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,112thMost Extreme: 16,265th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, a government program is underway to revitalize Pikawil's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Coobie Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, public shaming is the bedrock of Megucan society.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Pikawil in search of Coobies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, military spending is on the increase.

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