Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th Largest Gambling Industry: 24th Most Primitive: 30th
The Doomsville of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all ogre now
Shrek
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.589 billion Megucas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Megucan economy, worth a remarkable 4,520 trillion Sool Jims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 390,054 Sool Jims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,477,054 per year while the poor average 71,585, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

The poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Megucan language, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 191st in the world and 1st in The Chewlands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 19,677.57 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thMost Primitive: 30thMost Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Devout: 126thFattest Citizens: 143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155thMost Avoided: 179thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 204thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227thLargest Insurance Industry: 228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 248thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 288thMost Armed: 322ndHighest Average Incomes: 398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 907thHighest Economic Output: 1,004thHighest Drug Use: 1,154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,269thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,714thRudest Citizens: 1,747thMost Efficient Economies: 2,064thLargest Governments: 2,463rdMost Stationary: 2,647thNudest: 3,397thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,583rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,067thHighest Crime Rates: 5,058thTop
10%
Most Influential: 7,537thLargest Populations: 8,817thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,104thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,815th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Megucan language.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the poor are quarantined in the inner cities to prevent criminals from entering the suburbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to Ogre.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, Pikawil is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, trespassers entering Shrek's office are immediately vaporized.

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