Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Primitive: 23rd Largest Gambling Industry: 25th
The Doomsville of
Corporate Police State
It's all ogre now
Shrek
Regional Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.379 billion Megucas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Megucan economy, worth a remarkable 4,398 trillion Sool Jims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 386,571 Sool Jims, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,542,444 per year while the poor average 65,176, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, the government has embraced apartheid, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Megucan military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 179,958th in the world and 5th in The Chewlands for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 7.66 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10thMost Primitive: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 92ndFattest Citizens: 139thMost Devout: 143rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 151stMost Avoided: 174thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 192ndLargest Mining Sector: 205thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 218thLargest Insurance Industry: 227thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 246thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 294thMost Armed: 314thHighest Average Incomes: 405thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 804thHighest Economic Output: 1,036thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,279thHighest Drug Use: 1,282ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,979thMost Efficient Economies: 2,068thLargest Governments: 2,391stMost Stationary: 2,677thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,833rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,853rdNudest: 4,093rdHighest Crime Rates: 4,654thRudest Citizens: 6,012thMost Influential: 7,507thLargest Populations: 8,929thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,019thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,776th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Megucan military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Pikawil was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Pikawil was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikawil, the Coobie is believed to be extinct.

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