Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th Largest Gambling Industry: 26th Most Primitive: 43rd
The Swamp of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all ogre now
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Swamp of Pikawil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.108 billion laddies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brogre economy, worth a remarkable 4,767 trillion Onions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 393,724 Onions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,460,639 per year while the poor average 74,653, a ratio of 19.6 to 1.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, and Shrek's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pikawil's national animal is the Donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ogre.

Pikawil is ranked 162nd in the world and 1st in RIP Harambe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 704.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 26thMost Primitive: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 99thMost Devout: 120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 141stFattest Citizens: 144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Avoided: 186thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206thLargest Mining Sector: 216thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 224thLargest Insurance Industry: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 279thMost Armed: 365thHighest Average Incomes: 399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 916thHighest Economic Output: 982ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,376thLargest Black Market: 1,615thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,016thRudest Citizens: 2,348thLargest Governments: 2,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,444thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,867thNudest: 5,022ndMost Conservative: 7,086thTop
Largest Populations: 8,522ndHighest Crime Rates: 8,828thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,959thMost Influential: 9,512thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,356th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pikawil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pikawil's influence in RIP Harambe rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Pikawil's influence in RIP Harambe rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Pikawil's influence in RIP Harambe rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Pikawil's influence in RIP Harambe rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pikawil changed its national nation type to "Swamp".
  • : Pikawil changed its national animal to "Donkey", its currency to "Onion", its demonym to "laddie", and its demonym adjective to "Brogre".
  • : Pikawil altered its national flag.
  • : Pikawil lodged a message on the RIP Harambe Regional Message Board.
  • : Pikawil relocated from The Chewlands to RIP Harambe.


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