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The Doomsville of Pikawil

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Chewlands

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a huge, devout nation, ruled by Shrek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 821 million, all of whom are zombies, Megucas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, Pikawil's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The Chewlands, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, and "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows. Crime is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Ogre, and its currency is the Sool Jim.

Pikawil is ranked 1st in The Chewlands and 311th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Pikawil is currently considering its options.

People: 0

Zombies: 821,076,965

Dead: 7,123,254,517

Survival Rate: 0.00%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 10 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Pikawil fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Pikawil was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, "The Daily Sacrifice" is a routine segment of morning news shows.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, Pikawil's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over The Chewlands.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Pikawil remains pure.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, military spending is on the increase.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, once-popular honeymoon destinations have become ghosts towns due to a lack of visitors.

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