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The Doomsville of Pikawil

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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Chewlands

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The Doomsville of Pikawil is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by cheese with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.749 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Defence, with areas such as Social Welfare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mitakihara Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Vegetarianism is compulsory, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, and crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Pikawil's national animal is the Coobie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Oreos, and its currency is the Meguca.

Pikawil is ranked 1st in The Chewlands and 280th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 4,731.5 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: Seconds ago

  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, vegetarianism is compulsory.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Megucas to support the Arms Manufacturing industry.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Pikawil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikawil, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.

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