Highest Average Tax Rates: 823rd Largest Governments: 1,099th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,177th
The Controlled Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Totus pro valde rector Pikatroid
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Controlled Lands of Pikatroid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pikatroid with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.176 billion Pikatroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikatroid City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Pikatroidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,825 trillion Unobtaniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,446 Unobtaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikatroid's national animal is the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pikatroid is ranked 1,177th in the world and 21st in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 140.83 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 823rdLargest Governments: 1,099thLowest Crime Rates: 1,177thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,866thMost Authoritarian: 2,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,531stMost Conservative: 3,043rdSafest: 3,132ndBest Weather: 3,184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,253rdMost Devout: 3,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,909thLargest Populations: 3,938thHighest Economic Output: 4,467thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,014thMost Extreme: 6,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,118thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,451stMost Income Equality: 12,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,940thHealthiest Citizens: 13,530thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,779th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionSafest: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 161st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Conservative: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 213th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Extreme: 299th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 335th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 347th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 419th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 502nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 658th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 678th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 807th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Lowest Crime Rates, Largest Governments, and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.

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