The Controlled Lands of Pikatroid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pikatroid with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.511 billion Pikatroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikatroid City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Pikatroidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Unobtaniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 75,459 Unobtaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, the nation is proudly the least fertile in the Pacific, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, and criminals are thrown to the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butters to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikatroid's national animal is the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, criminals are thrown to the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butters to repay their debt to society.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Populations.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Pikatroid fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.