The Controlled Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Totus pro valde rector Pikatroid
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Controlled Lands of Pikatroid is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Pikatroid with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.159 billion Pikatroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikatroid City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Pikatroidian economy, worth 676 trillion Unobtaniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 41,864 Unobtaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Region of Pikatroid, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikatroid's national animal is the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pikatroid is ranked 1st in Region of Pikatroid and 126,584th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,137.466 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 10%).
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 30 days ago: Pikatroid's influence in Region of Pikatroid rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Region of Pikatroid.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • 30 days ago: Pikatroid relocated from Lazarus to Region of Pikatroid.
  • 30 days ago: Pikatroid founded the region Region of Pikatroid.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.

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by Max Barry

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