Highest Average Tax Rates: 781st Largest Governments: 1,047th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,180th
The Controlled Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Totus pro valde rector Pikatroid
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Controlled Lands of Pikatroid is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pikatroid with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.997 billion Pikatroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikatroid City. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The enormous but inefficient Pikatroidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion Unobtaniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 100,446 Unobtaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikatroid's national animal is the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pikatroid is ranked 151,545th in the world and 8,903rd in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -108.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 781stLargest Governments: 1,047thLowest Crime Rates: 1,180thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,731stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,390thMost Authoritarian: 2,656thBest Weather: 3,039thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,111thSafest: 3,158thMost Conservative: 3,160thMost Devout: 3,683rdLargest Populations: 3,945thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,018thHighest Economic Output: 4,450thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,981stMost Extreme: 7,346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,623rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,967thMost Income Equality: 12,844thHealthiest Citizens: 12,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,054th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionSafest: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionMost Conservative: 189th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 210th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 285th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Extreme: 344th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 599th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 628th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 678th in the regionMost Income Equality: 740th in the regionMost Inclusive: 788th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 914th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Pikatroid, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Lowest Crime Rates, Largest Governments, and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Most Devout.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.

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