The Controlled Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Totus pro valde rector Pikatroid
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Controlled Lands of Pikatroid is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Pikatroid with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.766 billion Pikatroidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pikatroid City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Pikatroidian economy, worth 658 trillion Unobtaniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is 41,772 Unobtaniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pikatroid's national animal is the Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Pikatroid is ranked 309th in Osiris and 6,666th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 12 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 16 hours ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 11 days ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Pikatroid was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Pikatroid, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.

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by Max Barry

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