Population | 41.595 billion |
Capital | Melee Island |
Leader | Guybrush Threepwood |
Faith | Scallywag |
Currency | Stan |
Animal | Ghost Pirate Lechuck |
The Pirates Cove of Piedra Negra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guybrush Threepwood with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 41.595 billion Tri-Island area inhabitants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melee Island. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Monkey Islander economy, worth an astonishing 10,226 trillion Stans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,860 Stans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Piedra Negra, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Monkey Islander as 'your finger, you fool', and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piedra Negra's national animal is the Ghost Pirate Lechuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Scallywag.
Piedra Negra is ranked 46,865th in the world and 24th in Antarctica for Most Cultured, scoring 72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Monkey Islander as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Piedra Negra.
- : Piedra Negra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, billions of Stans are spent to take high-quality photos of the Ghost Pirate Lechuck Nebula.
- : Piedra Negra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Piedra Negra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.