The Dictatorship of
Moralistic Democracy
We are free only in our minds
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Piedra Negra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalissimo Mendoza with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.304 billion Sloshed clown faced Piedrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malbec. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hammered economy, worth a remarkable 4,282 trillion Gatoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,985 Gatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and students cut up leftover Gatoes during Arts and Crafts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piedra Negra's national animal is the Jackalope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Piedra Negra is ranked 27th in Antarctica and 37,101st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 12 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, students cut up leftover Gatoes during Arts and Crafts.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 12 days ago: Piedra Negra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Piedra Negra, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 15 days ago: Piedra Negra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Responsible Arms Trading"".

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