Largest Populations: 279th Most Stationary: 290th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,980th
The Booty Magnet of
Left-wing Utopia
Avast, ye scurvy scum!
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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The Booty Magnet of Pholidoteuthis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 28.973 billion Pholidoteuthisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pholidoteuthisian economy, worth 786 trillion booty booties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,145 booty booties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is avowedly atheist, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is relatively low. Pholidoteuthis's national animal is the booty cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pholidoteuthis is ranked 112,912th in the world and 2nd in World Pirates Alliance for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,582.89 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 279thMost Stationary: 290thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,980thMost Influential: 4,268thHighest Drug Use: 4,900thLargest Black Market: 6,787thTop
10%
Most Politically Free: 7,937thMost Extreme: 11,245thHighest Economic Output: 13,772nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Most Politically Free, Largest Black Market, Highest Drug Use, and Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 1%).

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