The Booty Magnet of
Left-wing Utopia
Avast, ye scurvy scum!
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Booty Magnet of Pholidoteuthis is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.734 billion Pholidoteuthisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pholidoteuthisian economy, worth 698 trillion booty booties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,139 booty booties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government is avowedly atheist, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and all recreational drugs are legal. Crime is relatively low. Pholidoteuthis's national animal is the booty cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pholidoteuthis is ranked 1st in World Pirates Alliance and 48,183rd in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 71 days ago: Pholidoteuthis's influence in World Pirates Alliance fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".
  • 72 days ago: Pholidoteuthis's influence in World Pirates Alliance rose from "Powerbroker" to "Superpower".
  • 83 days ago: Pholidoteuthis fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • 129 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 1%).
  • 138 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 243 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 291 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • 342 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
  • 353 days ago: Pholidoteuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 year 10 days ago: Pholidoteuthis's influence in World Pirates Alliance fell from "Superpower" to "Powerbroker".

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