The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.
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The Empire of Phoenix2012 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frederick V with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.593 billion Phoenixians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion blood diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 210,705 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Prussian Eagleball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix2012's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hepburnism.

Phoenix2012 is ranked 173rd in United Group and 130,371st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -3 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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