Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,151st Most Efficient Economies: 1,477th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,521st
The Grand Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Grand Empire of Phoenix2012 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Lilly the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.69 billion Phoenixians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenixia. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion blood diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,878 blood diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix2012's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lillytasticism.

Phoenix2012 is ranked 162,314th in the world and 1st in Fenix Imperium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 15.87 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,151stMost Efficient Economies: 1,477thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,521stTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,868thHighest Average Incomes: 3,152ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,970thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,011thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,096thLargest Governments: 4,231stHighest Economic Output: 4,541stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,741stMost Developed: 5,869thLargest Retail Industry: 5,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,268thMost Cultured: 6,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,076thMost Inclusive: 7,340thSmartest Citizens: 7,388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,537thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,994thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,915thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,107thHealthiest Citizens: 10,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,577thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,915thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,260thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,499thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,267thLargest Mining Sector: 14,887thSafest: 15,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,066thNudest: 16,294thLargest Populations: 16,492ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,583rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,783rdMost Devout: 17,469th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly.
  • : Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Phoenix2012 was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.

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