The Glorious Prussian Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Glorious Prussian Empire of Phoenix2012 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Frederick Wilhelm V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.478 billion Phoenixians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion blood diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 205,333 blood diamonds, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Phoenix2012. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix2012's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Militantism.

Phoenix2012 is ranked 280th in Osiris and 5,367th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 15 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 18 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 23 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • 24 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 25 days ago: Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Phoenix2012 altered its national flag.

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