Highest Poor Incomes: 464th Largest Agricultural Sector: 766th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,267th
The Grand Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Grand Empire of Phoenix2012 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Lilly the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.878 billion Phoenixians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenixia. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Phoenixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,705 trillion blood diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,483 blood diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, Phoenix2012's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phoenix2012's national animal is the Prussian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lillytasticism.

Phoenix2012 is ranked 766th in the world and 33rd in Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,315.66 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 766thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,267thMost Efficient Economies: 1,515thTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,326thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,418thHighest Economic Output: 4,917thLargest Governments: 5,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,026thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,249thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,282ndMost Developed: 7,602ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,001stMost Cultured: 8,351stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,894thMost Income Equality: 8,988thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,744thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,629thSmartest Citizens: 10,637thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,216thMost Inclusive: 11,345thMost Devout: 11,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,470thNudest: 13,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,344thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,494thLargest Populations: 17,091st
Top
1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 211th in the regionMost Income Equality: 227th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 245th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionMost Inclusive: 270th in the regionMost Cultured: 346th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 360th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 391st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 399th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 459th in the regionMost Devout: 485th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 491st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Phoenix2012's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, Phoenix2012's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Phoenix2012's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Phoenix2012 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Phoenix2012, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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