| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Jingoistic States of Petrozavodsk is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 657 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voronezh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.
Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, military spending recently hit a new high, nine out of ten citizens of Petrozavodsk answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Petrozavodsk's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ruble.
Petrozavodsk is ranked 3,716th in The East Pacific and 85,097th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.



National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts. - 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, nine out of ten citizens of Petrozavodsk answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. - 1 day 13 hours ago:
Petrozavodsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sustainable Fishing Act". - 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, military spending recently hit a new high. - 2 days 6 hours ago:
Petrozavodsk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Region of reunited muslim states". - 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. - 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Petrozavodsk, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. - 5 days ago:
Petrozavodsk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 (
Todd McCloud,
Kelssek,
Sun Fire Dragon,
The Romanum Legio,
Topdop)







