Population | 39.567 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | proctor |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Petre is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by proctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 39.567 billion Patrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but underdeveloped Petrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,286 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Automobile Manufacturing industry. Average income is 32,525 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petre's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Petre is ranked 100,763rd in the world and 563rd in 0000 for Most Stationary, with 431.03231441692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Petre's influence in 0000 rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Petre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Petre's influence in 0000 rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Petre's influence in 0000 rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Petre's influence in 0000 rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".