Best Weather: 7,896th Most Developed: 7,920th Largest Black Market: 8,469th
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The Dead Nation of Peteland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by no one with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.571 billion Petelandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruined City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Petelandian economy, worth 518 trillion Escudoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 92,996 Escudoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Imperial Liondogs' dominate wildlife preserves, billions of Escudos are being blown on orbital weapons development, and a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peteland's national animal is the Imperial Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Peteland is ranked 84,331st in the world and 2,159th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,120.15 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 7,896thMost Developed: 7,920thLargest Black Market: 8,469thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,786thHighest Drug Use: 9,243rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,490thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,588thNudest: 11,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,068thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,079thMost Efficient Economies: 14,171stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,568th
Most Developed: 205th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 282nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 350th in the regionNudest: 396th in the regionLargest Black Market: 410th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Peteland's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Peteland's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Peteland's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Peteland's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Peteland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Best Weather, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments and Nudest.
  • : Peteland changed its national capital to "Ruined City", its leader to "no one", its motto to "...", and its nation type to "Dead Nation".
  • : Peteland was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Peteland ceased to exist.
  • : Peteland lost the position of Portugal WA Delegate to Tiago silva.
  • : Peteland lost the endorsement of Tiago silva.


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