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“Keep the rubber side down!”

The Dynasty of Pescadonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bluwalus with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.469 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Law & Order and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropia. The average income tax rate is 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Goldfishs are considered a delicacy, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, and military geniuses responsible for brilliant campaigns are drummed out because they have close same-sex friends and an interest in interior design. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pescadonia's national animal is the goldfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Fin.

Pescadonia is ranked 2nd in the region and 3,981st in the world for Most Godforsaken.