| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Urbanites
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Dynasty of Pescadonia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Bluwalus with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.228 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Social Equality and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropia. The average income tax rate is 24%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.
The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pescadonia's national animal is the goldfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Fin.
Pescadonia is ranked 10th in Urbanites and 91,707th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -23 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago
- 5 days ago:
Pescadonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Public Sector. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. - 10 days ago:
Pescadonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%). - 11 days ago:
Pescadonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%). - 15 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, the government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales. - 17 days ago:
Pescadonia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy". - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. - 20 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. - 21 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pescadonia, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.






