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The United Socialist States of Personal Freedom

“What good is spilling blood? It will not grow a thing.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Hippy Haven

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The United Socialist States of Personal Freedom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Dead Rock Star Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The hard-working, intelligent population of 4.268 billion Free Personss hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tropez. The average income tax rate is 40%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Book Publishing.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation's favourite colour is purple (Personal Freedom has found 2 easter eggs), and a doomsday device lays untouched in a public park (Personal Freedom has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Personal Freedom's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Freedman.

Personal Freedom is ranked 49th in Hippy Haven and 98,361st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -24 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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