The United Socialist States of
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What good is spilling blood? It will not grow a thing.
Regional Influence
Minnow
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The United Socialist States of Personal Freedom is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Dead Rock Star Council with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.52 billion Free Persons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Tropez. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freed economy, worth 418 trillion Freedmen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,725 Freedmen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation's favourite colour is purple (Personal Freedom has found 2 easter eggs), and a doomsday device lays untouched in a public park (Personal Freedom has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Personal Freedom's national animal is the Albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Personal Freedom is ranked 55th in Hippy Haven and 55,832nd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 1 Whatever.

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