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The Perpendicular Parallels of Perpendiculous

“Phase 1 Collect Underpants, Phase 2 ?, Phase 3 Profit!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Capitalist Paradise


The Perpendicular Parallels of Perpendiculous is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Wright Engle with a fair hand, and notable for its happy-go-lucky citizens. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.814 billion, 1.316 billion of whom are zombies, Perpendiculousians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 90 Degree Haven. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perpendiculous's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the Gold Bullion.

Perpendiculous is ranked 7th in Capitalist Paradise and 266th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 38 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Perpendiculous is currently researching a cure.

People: 13,498,308,450

Zombies: 1,316,014,410

Dead: 7,140,719

Survival Rate: 91.07%

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