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The Perpendicular Parallels of Perpendiculous

“Phase 1 Collect Underpants, Phase 2 ?, Phase 3 Profit!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Capitalist Paradise

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The Perpendicular Parallels of Perpendiculous is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wright Engle with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 14.23 billion Perpendiculousians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 90 Degree Haven. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism industries.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, Perpendiculous has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perpendiculous's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Capitalism, and its currency is the Gold Bullion.

Perpendiculous is ranked 13th in Capitalist Paradise and 1,326th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 64 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 17 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Perpendiculous was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, Perpendiculous has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Perpendiculous with a very polite populace.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Perpendiculous, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.

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