Nicest Citizens: 634th Most Compassionate Citizens: 667th Healthiest Citizens: 991st
The Lonely North Winds of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.307 billion Perezonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The large but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth 841 trillion drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,805 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perezonia is ranked 28,629th in the world and 774th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 53,116.43 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nicest Citizens: 634thMost Compassionate Citizens: 667thHealthiest Citizens: 991stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,077thMost Pacifist: 1,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,539thTop
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Best Weather: 1,594thMost Cultured: 1,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,067thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,094thMost Influential: 2,485thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,575thSafest: 2,643rdSmartest Citizens: 2,987thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,072ndMost Inclusive: 6,264thLargest Populations: 6,545thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,631stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,049thMost Income Equality: 9,275thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,050thLowest Crime Rates: 10,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,076thLargest Governments: 10,091stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,266thNudest: 10,737thMost Devout: 11,525thHighest Economic Output: 12,805thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,768th
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Nicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 206th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 228th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionNudest: 295th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 324th in the regionMost Devout: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 378th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 444th in the regionMost Income Equality: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 570th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Perezonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Suicide Seeds".
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Perezonia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Gradtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, builders across Perezonia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Perezonia was endorsed by The Republic of Monkstar.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, the Perezonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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