Nicest Citizens: 639th Most Compassionate Citizens: 656th Healthiest Citizens: 969th
The Lonely North Winds of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.153 billion Perezonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The large but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth 844 trillion drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,683 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and the Perezonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perezonia is ranked 70,518th in the world and 3,990th in the South Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 0.36 Stalins.

Nicest Citizens: 639thMost Compassionate Citizens: 656thHealthiest Citizens: 969thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,063rdMost Pacifist: 1,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,457thBest Weather: 1,520thTop
Most Cultured: 1,942ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,185thMost Influential: 2,484thSafest: 2,659thSmartest Citizens: 2,910thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,131stMost Inclusive: 6,391stLargest Populations: 6,542ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,842ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,716thNudest: 9,809thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,959thLargest Governments: 10,077thLowest Crime Rates: 10,202ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,324thMost Income Equality: 10,896thMost Devout: 11,089thHighest Economic Output: 12,534thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,194th
Nicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionSafest: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 121st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 191st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionMost Inclusive: 205th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 217th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 225th in the regionNudest: 263rd in the regionMost Devout: 270th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 309th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the regionMost Stationary: 376th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 377th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 575th in the regionMost Income Equality: 670th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 724th in the region

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