Nicest Citizens: 691st Most Compassionate Citizens: 700th Healthiest Citizens: 1,043rd
The Lonely North Winds of
Democratic Socialists
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.959 billion Perezonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The Perezonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion drachmas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,627 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perezonia is ranked 178,835th in the world and 504th in The Internationale for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.09 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Nicest Citizens: 691stMost Compassionate Citizens: 700thHealthiest Citizens: 1,043rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,164thMost Pacifist: 1,227thBest Weather: 1,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,518thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thMost Cultured: 2,246thSafest: 2,439thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,550thSmartest Citizens: 3,028thMost Influential: 4,827thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,960thMost Inclusive: 6,190thLargest Populations: 6,321stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,400thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,661stLargest Governments: 8,885thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,413thMost Income Equality: 9,413thHighest Economic Output: 9,480thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,458thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,460thMost Devout: 14,202ndNudest: 17,428th
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Perezonian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Perezonian language.
  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.

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