The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.622 billion Perezonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The large but underdeveloped Perezonian economy, worth 756 trillion drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,546 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and Perezonia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Perezonia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of MisteryKid.
- : Perezonia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kingdom of Penem.
- : Perezonia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Umberton.
- : Perezonia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Woodikstan.
- : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Largest Governments and Nudest.
- : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Perezonia was endorsed by The Federation of Techganet.
- : Perezonia endorsed The Republic of Eastern Copek.
- : Perezonia endorsed The Federal Republic of Belschaft.
- : Perezonia endorsed The Republic of Tananat.
Endorsements Received: 31 » Tsunamy, SJS Republic, Liberum Hominis in Terra, Crusader Imperium, Lolochie, Trelatche, Domzona, Great Scapula, Eta carina 2, The Bloodguard, Darakin, Hamidson, Drugged Monkeys, Bugmalandia, Mughul, FeSterben, Zadiner, Lioniel, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Curlyhoward, Eastern Copek, Belschaft, Tananat, Imkitopia, Railana, Techganet, Woodikstan, Umberton, and Kingdom of Penem.