Most Compassionate Citizens: 653rd Nicest Citizens: 653rd Healthiest Citizens: 1,011th
The Lonely North Winds of
Democratic Socialists
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.499 billion Perezonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The large but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth 875 trillion drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,393 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, Serenity Valley's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Serenity Valley's playgrounds, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perezonia is ranked 115,242nd in the world and 5,448th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 19 on the Rand Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 653rdNicest Citizens: 653rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,154thMost Pacifist: 1,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,512thTop
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Best Weather: 1,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,998thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,003rdMost Cultured: 2,023rdSafest: 2,461stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,666thSmartest Citizens: 2,991stMost Inclusive: 6,394thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,402ndLargest Populations: 6,457thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8,094thMost Income Equality: 8,877thLargest Governments: 9,692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,815thLowest Crime Rates: 9,846thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 10,199thHighest Economic Output: 12,411thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,239thMost Devout: 13,768thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,795thNudest: 14,944th
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Nicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 31st in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionSafest: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionMost Influential: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 229th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 289th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319th in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 389th in the regionMost Devout: 435th in the regionNudest: 451st in the regionMost Income Equality: 469th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 479th in the regionMost Developed: 583rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Perezonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Serenity Valley's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, Serenity Valley's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Perezonia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.

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