Nicest Citizens: 586th Most Compassionate Citizens: 606th Healthiest Citizens: 942nd
The Lonely North Winds of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You Can't Take the Sky from Me
Mayor Steven Perez
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Lonely North Winds of Perezonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Steven Perez with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.79 billion Perezonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serenity Valley. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The large but inefficient Perezonian economy, worth 856 trillion drachmas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 62,087 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perezonia's national animal is the bunneh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Perezonia is ranked 606th in the world and 15th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 105.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Nicest Citizens: 586thMost Compassionate Citizens: 606thHealthiest Citizens: 942ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,020thMost Pacifist: 1,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,351stBest Weather: 1,501stMost Cultured: 1,762ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,949thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,249thSafest: 2,412thMost Influential: 2,521stSmartest Citizens: 2,707thMost Inclusive: 5,865thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,602ndLargest Populations: 6,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,747thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,908thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,452ndNudest: 9,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,669thLargest Governments: 9,935thLowest Crime Rates: 10,236thMost Income Equality: 10,623rdMost Devout: 11,346thHighest Economic Output: 11,969thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,294thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,524thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,096th
Nicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 131st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 164th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 187th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionNudest: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionMost Devout: 225th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 271st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 359th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 412th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 508th in the regionMost Income Equality: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 671st in the region

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