Most Stationary: 1,130th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,372nd Largest Populations: 2,387th
The Nine Lives of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't wake the Baboon!
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 21.504 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,117 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 51,988 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Percy J Pickleface's beaches, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Percy J Pickleface's many privately-owned prisons, and Percy J Pickleface has designated Percy J Pickleface City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 3,869th in the world and 2nd in A Van Down by the River for Best Weather, with 253 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,372ndLargest Populations: 2,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,579thMost Influential: 2,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,710thBest Weather: 3,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,019thHighest Economic Output: 8,585thSafest: 8,710thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,129thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,282ndMost Cultured: 10,458thSmartest Citizens: 10,633rdMost Average: 12,365thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,644thLowest Crime Rates: 13,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,971stMost Pacifist: 15,079thNicest Citizens: 16,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,698thLargest Governments: 18,099th

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