Largest Welfare Programs: 1,955th Largest Populations: 2,325th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,956th
The Nine Lives of
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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 22.711 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,071 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, sex changes are routinely performed at Percy J Pickleface's hospitals, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 174,607th in the world and 3rd in A Van Down by the River for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.29 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,955thLargest Populations: 2,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,956thMost Influential: 3,102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,498thBest Weather: 4,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,691stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,093rdHighest Economic Output: 7,539thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 11,332ndMost Cultured: 11,333rdSmartest Citizens: 12,081stMost Pacifist: 13,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,514thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,820thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,174thLargest Governments: 15,321stNicest Citizens: 17,454th

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