Most Stationary: 1,051st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,971st Largest Populations: 2,333rd
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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 22.578 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,467 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, discarded pennies litter the streets, the nation is proudly the least fertile in A Van Down by the River, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 1,051st in the world and 2nd in A Van Down by the River for Most Stationary, with 2,803.66487232 Days.

Most Stationary: 1,051stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,971stLargest Populations: 2,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,733rdMost Influential: 2,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,225thBest Weather: 4,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,674thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,022ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,070thHighest Economic Output: 7,509thTop
Most Cultured: 10,767thLowest Crime Rates: 11,618thSmartest Citizens: 12,018thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,330thMost Pacifist: 13,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,014thLargest Governments: 15,798thNicest Citizens: 17,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,887th

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