The Hip 2 B Square of
Democratic Socialists
Keep it fresh and be kind
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Hip 2 B Square of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 20.054 billion Percy J Picklefaceans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth 611 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 30,496 Kitty Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, a government program is underway to revitalize Percy J Pickleface's beaches, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Percy J Pickleface's many privately-owned prisons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 7th in A Van Down by the River and 126,244th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring -28 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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