Most Stationary: 1,090th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,127th Largest Populations: 2,348th
The Nine Lives of
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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 22.24 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,283 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,726 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 56,354th in the world and 2nd in A Van Down by the River for Most Conservative, scoring 53.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most Stationary: 1,090thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,127thLargest Populations: 2,348thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,606thMost Influential: 2,858thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,141stBest Weather: 4,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,741stTop
Highest Economic Output: 7,772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,916thMost Cultured: 10,276thSmartest Citizens: 11,705thLowest Crime Rates: 11,870thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,215thMost Pacifist: 13,486thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,029thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,152nd

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