Most Stationary: 1,072nd Largest Welfare Programs: 1,985th Largest Populations: 2,331st
The Nine Lives of
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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, devout population of 22.42 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,467 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, discarded pennies litter the streets, the nation is proudly the least fertile in A Van Down by the River, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 159,670th in the world and 3rd in A Van Down by the River for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.18 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,985thLargest Populations: 2,331stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,671stMost Influential: 2,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,202ndBest Weather: 4,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,963rdHighest Economic Output: 7,491stTop
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Most Cultured: 10,600thLowest Crime Rates: 11,503rdSmartest Citizens: 11,861stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,884thMost Pacifist: 13,072ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,372ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,780thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,030thLargest Governments: 15,858th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Percy J Pickleface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Percy J Pickleface lodged a message on the A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Percy J Pickleface, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Percy J Pickleface, the nation is proudly the least fertile in A Van Down by the River.
  • : Following new legislation in Percy J Pickleface, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Percy J Pickleface, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Percy J Pickleface, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Percy J Pickleface lodged a message on the A Van Down by the River Regional Message Board.
  • : Percy J Pickleface was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Percy J Pickleface was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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