Most Stationary: 1,125th Most Beautiful Environments: 2,377th Largest Populations: 2,379th
The Nine Lives of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't wake the Baboon!
Regional Influence
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nine Lives of Percy J Pickleface is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 21.682 billion Percy J Picklefaceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Percy J Pickleface City. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Percy J Picklefacean economy, worth a remarkable 1,129 trillion Kitty Treats a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 52,107 Kitty Treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Astronomers are flocking to Percy J Pickleface to take advantage of its clear night skies, Leader has just been declared ruler of Percy J Pickleface in an international press conference, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Percy J Pickleface's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Percy J Pickleface is ranked 101,785th in the world and 4th in A Van Down by the River for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,377thLargest Populations: 2,379thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,431stMost Influential: 2,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,829thBest Weather: 4,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,210thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,216thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,133rdHighest Economic Output: 8,632ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,449thMost Cultured: 10,489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,535thSmartest Citizens: 10,579thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,472ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,976thMost Pacifist: 15,727thMost Average: 16,766thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,047th

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