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“There's no I in team, But there's a U in Failure”

The Jingoistic States of People who are goats is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Megatron with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.306 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The people of People who are goats are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. People who are goats's national animal is the aardvark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the cornuptia.

People who are goats is ranked 41st in the region and 2,141st in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.