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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah

“Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Antarctica

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.289 billion are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign . The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, CDs are regularly copy-protected, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Pengwiniahnism, and its currency is the beak.

Pengwiniah is ranked 77th in Antarctica and 121,601st in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 3 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Pengwiniah was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 6 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • 6 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.

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