Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st Most Devout: 32nd
The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.734 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 194th in the world and 2nd in Antarctica for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 104.35 Missed References Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stMost Devout: 32ndBest Weather: 78thMost Beautiful Environments: 105thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 123rdMost Primitive: 151stMost Ignorant Citizens: 194thSafest: 286thLongest Average Lifespans: 287thMost Pacifist: 483rdLargest Governments: 620thMost Efficient Economies: 756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 824thHighest Average Tax Rates: 841stHighest Economic Output: 1,067thLargest Populations: 1,104thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,382ndMost Stationary: 1,532ndTop
Most Influential: 2,023rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,626thHighest Average Incomes: 6,770thTop
Most Conservative: 11,013thMost Authoritarian: 12,273rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,403rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,818thMost Developed: 19,189th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pengwiniah was struck by a Cure Missile from The Precious Taters of Hobbitat, curing 1 million infected.


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