The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.177 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 3,863 trillion beaks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,711 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, political activists are routinely executed, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 65th in Antarctica and 122,681st in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -10 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, Pengwiniah's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Pengwiniah's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.

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