Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd Most Devout: 38th
The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
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Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.449 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,420 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 7,771st in the world and 5th in Antarctica for Most Conservative, scoring 81.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rdMost Devout: 38thBest Weather: 92ndMost Beautiful Environments: 123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 127thLowest Crime Rates: 136thMost Primitive: 187thMost Ignorant Citizens: 220thSafest: 301stLongest Average Lifespans: 353rdMost Pacifist: 554thLargest Governments: 717thMost Efficient Economies: 738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,012thLargest Populations: 1,092ndHighest Economic Output: 1,114thMost Stationary: 1,465thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,545thTop
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Most Influential: 2,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,500thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,683rdTop
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Most Conservative: 7,771stMost Authoritarian: 8,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,136th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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