Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd Most Devout: 38th
The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
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Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.642 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,453 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 185,574th in the world and 67th in Antarctica for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -47.56 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 22ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Devout: 38thBest Weather: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137thLowest Crime Rates: 139thMost Primitive: 191stMost Ignorant Citizens: 230thSafest: 302ndLongest Average Lifespans: 375thMost Pacifist: 556thMost Efficient Economies: 728thLargest Governments: 732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,047thLargest Populations: 1,075thHighest Economic Output: 1,117thMost Stationary: 1,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,576thTop
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Most Influential: 2,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,598thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,234thHighest Average Incomes: 7,834thMost Conservative: 8,756thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,535th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments, the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes and Most Conservative, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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