Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd Most Devout: 34th
The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.242 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,386 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 126th in the world and 3rd in Antarctica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 214.43 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22ndMost Devout: 34thBest Weather: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121stLowest Crime Rates: 126thMost Primitive: 176thMost Ignorant Citizens: 215thSafest: 294thLongest Average Lifespans: 337thMost Pacifist: 528thLargest Governments: 679thMost Efficient Economies: 730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 829thHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thHighest Economic Output: 1,098thLargest Populations: 1,102ndMost Stationary: 1,481stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,516thTop
Most Influential: 2,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,049thHighest Average Incomes: 7,504thTop
Most Conservative: 9,182ndMost Authoritarian: 10,456thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,628th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Pengwiniah lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).


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