The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.333 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion beaks a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,134 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 69th in Antarctica and 144,388th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -134 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 20 hours ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 9 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 10 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.

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