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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah

“Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Antarctica

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.588 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Pengwini-ism, and its currency is the beak.

Pengwiniah is ranked 74th in Antarctica and 120,454th in the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -13 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Pengwiniah's influence in Antarctica fell from "Negotiator" to "Auxiliary".
  • 7 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Pengwiniah, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.
  • 18 days ago: Pengwiniah's influence in Antarctica rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • 24 days ago: Pengwiniah was struck by a Cure Missile from The Antarctica Founders of Joop, curing 1 million infected.

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