Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st Most Devout: 34th
The Icy Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pengwins 1 : Penguins 0
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Icy Nation of Pengwiniah is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ashuas Trnalos with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, triple-decker prams, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.092 billion Pengwiniahns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sign. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pengiwiniahian economy, worth a remarkable 4,361 trillion beaks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,142 beaks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Pengwiniah Blood Tithe, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pengwiniah's national animal is the pengwin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pengwini-ism.

Pengwiniah is ranked 149,489th in the world and 82nd in Antarctica for Smartest Citizens, with 0.25 Quips Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21stMost Devout: 34thBest Weather: 83rdMost Beautiful Environments: 114thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117thLowest Crime Rates: 122ndMost Primitive: 169thMost Ignorant Citizens: 207thSafest: 291stLongest Average Lifespans: 326thMost Pacifist: 519thLargest Governments: 663rdMost Efficient Economies: 735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 826thHighest Average Tax Rates: 947thHighest Economic Output: 1,083rdLargest Populations: 1,108thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,492ndTop
Most Stationary: 1,508thMost Influential: 2,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,045thHighest Average Incomes: 7,363rdTop
Most Conservative: 8,345thMost Authoritarian: 8,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,342nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pengwiniah lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Pengwiniah was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).


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