The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
For the Empire and for her people
Emperor Marcus
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Empire of Pelkonen is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Marcus with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 4.363 billion Pelkonenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcusandria. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pelkonenian economy, worth 742 trillion Denariis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,242 Denariis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, skateparks can be found in every city, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pelkonen's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Emperor.

Pelkonen is ranked 4,558th in the Pacific and 116,455th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -209 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Pelkonen was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Pelkonen fell out of the world Top 1% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Pelkonen was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pelkonen, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Pelkonen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.

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