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“I am not a number, I am a free man! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

The Oppressed Peoples of Patrick McGoohan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 463 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass -- juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Village. The average income tax rate is 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling industries.

All marriages are arranged by the government, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patrick McGoohan's national animal is the New Number Two, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the work unit.

Patrick McGoohan is ranked 938th in the region and 25,339th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.