Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,389th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,418th Most Developed: 4,284th
The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.339 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,811 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 143,778th in the world and 27th in Deutschland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.04 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,389thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,418thMost Developed: 4,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,748thSmartest Citizens: 4,984thHighest Economic Output: 5,135thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,185thLargest Populations: 7,188thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,234thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 8,746thMost Cultured: 8,878thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,275thRudest Citizens: 10,138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,253rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,321stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,714thMost Secular: 13,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,967thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,131st
Top
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Developed, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Cultured.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).

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