The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.667 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 23.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion pesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,669 pesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 5th in Deutschland and 10,519th in the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 1 Valid Endorsements.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, Ushuaia is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Patagonien voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Baden-Wuerttemberg.

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