Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,467th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,098th Most Developed: 4,663rd
The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.705 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,811 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 146,296th in the world and 26th in Deutschland for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -17.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,467thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,098thMost Developed: 4,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,913thHighest Economic Output: 5,161stSmartest Citizens: 5,276thLargest Populations: 7,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,692ndTop
10%
Most Cultured: 8,825thLargest Retail Industry: 9,289thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,831stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,890thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,840thRudest Citizens: 11,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,997thMost Secular: 14,340thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,407th
Top
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Safest.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Largest Populations.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".

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