The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.529 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 25.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,593 trillion pesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,146 pesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 16th in Deutschland and 116,292nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 0 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Patagonien fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Patagonien, P-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Patagonien fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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