Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,530th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,367th Most Developed: 3,544th
The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.985 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,646 trillion pesoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,811 pesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 187,476th in the world and 23rd in Deutschland for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.78 Missed References Per Hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,530thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,367thMost Developed: 3,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,482ndSmartest Citizens: 4,556thHighest Economic Output: 5,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,289thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,405thLargest Populations: 7,324thLargest Retail Industry: 7,979thMost Cultured: 8,109thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,021stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,386thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,740thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,420thMost Secular: 10,571stRudest Citizens: 10,826thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,258thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,296thHighest Average Incomes: 15,181stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,958thMost Efficient Economies: 16,252ndMost Rebellious Youth: 16,599thLowest Crime Rates: 17,796thSafest: 18,329th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Safest.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Developed, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Cultured.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Patagonien fell out of the regional Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.

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