Population | 42.12 billion |
Capital | ParrrrTay City |
Currency | Daquires |
Animal | Cookie Monster |
The Pubs of Parkplace is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 42.12 billion Parkplaceans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParrrrTay City. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Parkplacean economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Daquireses a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,505 Daquireses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parkplace's national animal is the Cookie Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Parkplace is ranked 15,770th in the world and 33rd in Canada for Most Cultured, scoring 99 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Parkplace voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Parkplace endorsed The Fiefdom of Marty Siska.
- : Parkplace was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Marty Siska.
- : Parkplace was endorsed by The Principality of Lower Quebec.
- : Parkplace voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Parkplace voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : Parkplace voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Parkplace endorsed The Democratic States of Winnipegia.
- : Parkplace endorsed The Federation of Alberta And British Columbia.
- : Parkplace lodged a message on the Canada Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 27 » Cowland5, Kiljarit, Mojaguay, Devil Heart, Wild Mustanges, Firefights, New Vinland, Mirahge, Maple Islands, Craptastica, MitkoSLand, British Canuckistan, East Canuck, SLAM-ER, Cliyf Drines, Stormaen, Almonaster Nuevo, SetiCrunchers, Laughterandsunshine, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, The True Domination, Oilers Fans, Arcaz, Grananthaia, Fernandland, White-Chapel, and Marty Siska.