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The Pubs of Parkplace

“The hills of ParrrrTay are staggering!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Canada

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The Pubs of Parkplace is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 21.698 billion Parkplaceans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although the Environment and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ParrrrTay City. The average income tax rate is 68%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parkplace's national animal is the Chocolate Snow Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Daquires.

Parkplace is ranked 168th in Canada and 118,479th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -10 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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