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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Genesis Corporation

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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.084 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Grumpy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paranoia, and its currency is the No.

Paranoidia is ranked 1st in The Genesis Corporation and 483rd in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 784 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 16 hours ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Versutian Federation".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 4 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Liberal Haven"".
  • 4 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".
  • 5 days ago: Paranoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Paranoidia's influence in The Genesis Corporation fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.

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