The Robot State of
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The Robot State of Paranoidia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Maximilian with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.666 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paranoidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion Dirts a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 224,720 Dirts, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, students cut up leftover Dirts during Arts and Crafts, organ donation is compulsory, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Roomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cleaning.

Paranoidia is ranked 2nd in The Genesis Corporation and 2,982nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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