The Silent Hills of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Now is the End of Days, and I am the Reaper!
Alessa
Regional Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Silent Hills of Paranoidia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alessa with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.243 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silent Hill. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paranoidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,603 trillion Noes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,331 Noes, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, and the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Pyramid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paranoia.

Paranoidia is ranked 2nd in The Genesis Corporation and 2,595th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 144 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 23 hours ago: Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Paranoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Paranoidia's influence in The Genesis Corporation fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the nation is proudly the least fertile in The Genesis Corporation.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Paranoidia's influence in The Genesis Corporation rose from "Minnow" to "Instigator".
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.

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