“Put your helmet on; we'll be reaching speeds of 3.”
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Regional Influence: Dealmaker
Location: The Genesis Corporation
The Moonbase Facility of Paranoidia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Buff Drinklots with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.857 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonbase Alpha. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Paranoidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion Noes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,818 Noes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paranoia.
Paranoidia is ranked 11th in The Genesis Corporation and 17,705th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 207.45 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 5 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Disabled Voters Act".
- 7 days ago: Paranoidia's influence in The Genesis Corporation rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- 9 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Double Taxation".
- 9 days ago: Paranoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- 13 days ago: Paranoidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Marine Debris Accord".
- 20 days ago: Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
- 20 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend TAO the Watcher".
- 20 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promotion of Dance".