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The Grumpy Cats of Paranoidia

“I laughed once... It was terrible...”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Genesis Corporation

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The Grumpy Cats of Paranoidia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.216 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Information Technology.

Many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Grumpy Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Paranoia, and its currency is the No.

Paranoidia is ranked 22nd in The Genesis Corporation and 29,493rd in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 18 hours ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jakker".
  • 18 hours ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Chemical Weapons Convention".
  • 5 days ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 6 days ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 13 days ago: ParanoidiaParanoidia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in ParanoidiaParanoidia, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in ParanoidiaParanoidia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in ParanoidiaParanoidia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in ParanoidiaParanoidia, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.

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