The Robot State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The Cake Is A Lie
Viktor the Cleaner
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Robot State of Paranoidia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viktor the Cleaner with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.333 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paranoidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,873 trillion Dirts a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 224,815 Dirts, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, students cut up leftover Dirts during Arts and Crafts, organ donation is compulsory, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Roomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cleaning.

Paranoidia is ranked 36th in The Genesis Corporation and 98,411th in the world for Nudest, with 90 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paranoidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • : Paranoidia created a custom banner.
  • : Paranoidia altered its national flag.
  • : Paranoidia altered its national flag.
  • : Paranoidia changed its national animal to "Roomba", its capital to "Alpha Complex", its currency to "Dirt", its faith to "Cleaning", its leader to "Viktor the Cleaner", its motto to "The Cake Is A Lie", and its nation type to "Robot State".
  • : Paranoidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Security Convention"".
  • : Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
  • : Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Omigodtheykilledkenny"".
  • : Paranoidia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Paranoidia was struck by a Cure Missile from The 'Tröller Tanz' Ghost Dance of The Star of Jorj, curing 1 million infected.


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Endorsements Received: 3 » The Star of Jorj, Salish-Cascadia, and Lucentia.

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