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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia

“Have you seen this person?”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Genesis Corporation

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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.771 billion Paranoidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing.

Pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, new urban roads are threatening city parks, Paranoidia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Grumpy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paranoia, and its currency is the No.

Paranoidia is ranked 4th in The Genesis Corporation and 15,140th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1.57 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 83 minutes ago

  • 69 minutes ago: Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
  • 12 hours ago: Paranoidia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, Paranoidia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 4 days ago: Paranoidia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Fracking".
  • 5 days ago: Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.

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