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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia

“Have you seen this person?”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Genesis Corporation

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The Milk Carton Missing of Paranoidia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.954 billion Paranoidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Complex. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Paranoidia's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paranoidia's national animal is the Grumpy Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Paranoia, and its currency is the No.

Paranoidia is ranked 53rd in The Genesis Corporation and 109,860th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -48 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Paranoidia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • 13 hours ago: Paranoidia lodged a message on the The Genesis Corporation Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, Paranoidia's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, Grumpy Cats with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million No battlesuits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paranoidia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 8 days ago: Paranoidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Everlasting 24, Salish-Cascadia, The Star of Jorj, Murgotroid, Lucentia, Jeronma, Jaalsyew, Bulbuder, and UltimaWeapon.

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