The NotSoAncientYoungerGrumpMage of
Father Knows Best State
Found My Place In The Sun, Lied My Way There
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The NotSoAncientYoungerGrumpMage of Papercuts and Skittles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ess with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.798 billion Skitkers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brunswick. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Papercuts and Skittlesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Stingers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 179,019 Stingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Tequilladogs' dominate wildlife preserves, and Tequillas are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papercuts and Skittles's national animal is the Tequilla, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Papercuts and Skittles is ranked 5,012th in the West Pacific and 114,685th in the world for Most Armed, scoring -167.748 on the Magnum-Eastwood Ordnance Scale.

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