The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will persevere
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.964 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaqian Pony economy, worth a remarkable 1,417 trillion Ponynotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,950 Ponynotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, countless government officials are accused of espionage, all tariffs have been abolished, and Panaq is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaq is ranked 6th in Antarctic Alliance and 138,855th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -33 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, Panaq is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the nation is reliant on the principle of mutually assured destruction to maintain its security.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Panaq was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Panaq fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Panaq was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, The National Pony Council's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.

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