The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will persevere
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.548 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaqian Pony economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion Ponynotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,621 Ponynotes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaq is ranked 3rd in Antarctic Alliance and 52,072nd in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 8 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.

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