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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq

“We will persevere”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Antarctic Alliance

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.402 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ponynote.

Panaq is ranked 3rd in Antarctic Alliance and 6,167th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 82.2 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 7 hours ago

  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 6 days ago: Panaq lodged a message on the Antarctic Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

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