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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq

“We will persevere”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Antarctic Alliance

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.712 billion Panaqian Ponies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, school uniforms are compulsory, criminals are thrown to the Ice Canines to repay their debt to society, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ponynote.

Panaq is ranked 3rd in Antarctic Alliance and 13,249th in the world for Largest Populations, with 6,712 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, criminals are thrown to the Ice Canines to repay their debt to society.
  • 13 days ago: Panaq fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, Panaq's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, billions of Ponynotes are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, diplomats in Panaq are furious at constant police surveillance.
  • 17 days ago: Panaq fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 18 days ago: Panaq was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".

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