The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will persevere
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.367 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaqian Pony economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Ponynotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,258 Ponynotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, organ donation is compulsory, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaq is ranked 3rd in Antarctic Alliance and 75,905th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 5 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in the National Pony Council's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.

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