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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq

“We will persevere”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Antarctic Alliance

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.046 billion, 128 million of whom are zombies, Panaqian Ponies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ponynote.

Panaq is ranked 4th in Antarctic Alliance and 6,719th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Panaq is currently attempting to exterminate its infected with military force.

People: 4,918,103,037

Zombies: 128,241,556

Dead: 1,720,037,385

Survival Rate: 72.69%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, all artwork is carefully screened for offensive material.
  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, criminals are thrown to the Ice Canines to repay their debt to society.
  • 22 days ago: Panaq fell out of the regional Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • 22 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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