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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq

“We will persevere”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Antarctic Alliance

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.162 billion Panaqian Ponies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ponynote.

Panaq is ranked 4th in Antarctic Alliance and 7,109th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 33 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 15 hours ago

  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • 9 days ago: Panaq changed its national demonym to "Panaqian Pony" and its demonym adjective to "Panaqian Pony".
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, graffiti graces every city's streets.

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