The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will persevere
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.558 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panaqian Pony economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Ponynotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,404 Ponynotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomats in Panaq are furious at constant police surveillance, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaq is ranked 1st in Antarctic Alliance and 1,347th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, diplomats in Panaq are furious at constant police surveillance.
  • : Panaq was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Panaq was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Panaq, citizens must pay to enjoy Panaq's pristine beaches.

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