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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq

“We will persevere”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Antarctic Alliance

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.194 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Panaq's radio stations, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Ponynote.

Panaq is ranked 2nd in Antarctic Alliance and 36,394th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.287 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 26 minutes ago: Panaq was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 26 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 26 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, harassment has been stamped out under the high-heeled jackboots of a matriarchy.
  • 26 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Panaq's radio stations.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the government is pursuing a new programme aimed at promoting cultural sophistication.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, tax rises are attributed to divine will.

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