The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will persevere
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Nomadic Tundran Ponies of Panaq is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the National Pony Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.213 billion Panaqian Ponies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Churko. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Panaqian Pony economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Ponynotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,468 Ponynotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaq's national animal is the Ice Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Panaq is ranked 2nd in Antarctic Alliance and 5,181st in the world for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, tourism spikes whenever a major ship or plane is lost at sea.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 7 days ago: Panaq lodged a message on the Antarctic Alliance Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Panaq was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 11 days ago: Panaq fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 18 days ago: Panaq's influence in Antarctic Alliance rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Panaq, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.

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