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The Federation of Pan-Africanism

“We are the Afrikan People”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: North Korea

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The Federation of Pan-Africanism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gaddafi with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.419 billion Pan-Africanismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pan-Africanism City. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Africanism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Trade.

Pan-Africanism is ranked 101st in North Korea and 108,262nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -73.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 days ago

  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Pan-Africanism fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 8 days ago: Pan-Africanism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Pan-Africanism fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • 13 days ago: Pan-Africanism was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Pan-Africanism, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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by Max Barry

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