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The Federation of Pan-Africanism

“We are the Afrikan People”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: North Korea

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The Federation of Pan-Africanism is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Gaddafi with an iron fist, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, museums and concert halls, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.322 billion Pan-Africanismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pan-Africanism City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The large but stagnant Pan-Africanismian economy, worth 152 trillion Trades a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,135 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Africanism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pan-Africanism is ranked 9th in North Korea and 12,159th in the world for Most Devout, scoring 46 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

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by Max Barry

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