Most Income Equality: 1,894th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,514th Largest Governments: 5,502nd
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The Federation of Pan-Africanism is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gaddafi with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.403 billion Pan-Africanismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pan-Africanism City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but stagnant Pan-Africanismian economy, worth 226 trillion Trades a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,139 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Africanism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pan-Africanism is ranked 33,517th in the world and 111th in North Korea for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,348.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Income Equality: 1,894thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,514thLargest Governments: 5,502ndNicest Citizens: 7,378thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,773rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,297thSafest: 8,318thLowest Crime Rates: 8,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,380thMost Cultured: 9,853rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,464thHealthiest Citizens: 12,003rdLargest Populations: 12,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,297th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the region

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