Most Income Equality: 2,420th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,151st Largest Governments: 5,078th
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We are the Afrikan People
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Few

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The Federation of Pan-Africanism is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Gaddafi with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.052 billion Pan-Africanismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pan-Africanism City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but stagnant Pan-Africanismian economy, worth 218 trillion Trades a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,139 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Africanism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pan-Africanism is ranked 162,066th in the world and 165th in North Korea for Most Primitive, scoring -133.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Income Equality: 2,420thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,151stLargest Governments: 5,078thNicest Citizens: 6,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,446thLowest Crime Rates: 8,061stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,110thSafest: 8,391stMost Stationary: 8,929thMost Cultured: 9,079thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,282ndTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,329thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,732ndLargest Populations: 13,095thBest Weather: 14,616thNudest: 16,331stSmartest Citizens: 16,651st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Nudest.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality, Lowest Crime Rates, Most Compassionate Citizens, Largest Governments, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).

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