Most Income Equality: 2,297th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,353rd Largest Governments: 5,313th
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We are the Afrikan People
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Few

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The Federation of Pan-Africanism is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gaddafi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.195 billion Pan-Africanismians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pan-Africanism City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The large but stagnant Pan-Africanismian economy, worth 221 trillion Trades a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,139 Trades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, most citizens in Pan-Africanism are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-Africanism's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pan-Africanism is ranked 172,220th in the world and 167th in North Korea for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Most Income Equality: 2,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,353rdLargest Governments: 5,313thNicest Citizens: 7,129thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,836thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,219thLowest Crime Rates: 8,305thSafest: 8,397thMost Stationary: 8,797thTop
10%
Most Cultured: 9,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,800thHealthiest Citizens: 11,766thLargest Populations: 12,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,543rdBest Weather: 15,209thNudest: 16,133rdSmartest Citizens: 17,781st
Top
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive and Nudest.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality, Lowest Crime Rates, Most Compassionate Citizens, Largest Governments, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Pan-Africanism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.

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