Most Secular: 85th Least Corrupt Governments: 169th Most Developed: 305th
The United Isles of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
I shall not walk, so that a child may live
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United Isles of Pai Lei is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Vance Woate with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.247 billion Pai Leites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lue Mio. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pai Leian economy, worth a remarkable 2,933 trillion Tais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,423 Tais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, most citizens in Pai Lei are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is totally unknown. Pai Lei's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pai Lei is ranked 107,569th in the world and 2,699th in Balder for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 441.97 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 85thLeast Corrupt Governments: 169thMost Developed: 305thLargest Publishing Industry: 385thMost Rebellious Youth: 450thHighest Poor Incomes: 470thMost Efficient Economies: 565thSafest: 601stSmartest Citizens: 686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 695thMost Beautiful Environments: 716thLongest Average Lifespans: 721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 915thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 976thMost Cultured: 1,011thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,825thMost Inclusive: 1,922ndMost Pacifist: 2,168thHighest Economic Output: 2,199thHealthiest Citizens: 2,303rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,804thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,844thLargest Governments: 2,921stMost Stationary: 2,932ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,215thMost Influential: 3,459thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,481stBest Weather: 3,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,150thLargest Populations: 7,260thTop
Most Income Equality: 9,051stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,517thNudest: 11,013thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,676thLowest Crime Rates: 14,400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,535th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 38th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 168th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 209th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 280th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 371st in the regionNudest: 385th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, most citizens in Pai Lei are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, Pai Lei has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Pai Leian language.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Pai Lei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.


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