Most Secular: 80th Least Corrupt Governments: 157th Most Developed: 292nd
The United Isles of
Democratic Socialists
I shall not walk, so that a child may live
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The United Isles of Pai Lei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Vance Woate with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.058 billion Pai Leites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lue Mio. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pai Leian economy, worth a remarkable 2,869 trillion Tais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,782 Tais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Private law firms are unheard of, artists are pillars of society, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime is totally unknown. Pai Lei's national animal is the lobster, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pai Lei is ranked 46,761st in the world and 960th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 85.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Secular: 80thLeast Corrupt Governments: 157thMost Developed: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 400thMost Rebellious Youth: 442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 497thMost Efficient Economies: 576thSafest: 581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 676thSmartest Citizens: 704thMost Beautiful Environments: 706thLongest Average Lifespans: 724thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 898thMost Cultured: 980thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 983rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,830thMost Inclusive: 1,845thHighest Economic Output: 2,236thMost Pacifist: 2,360thHealthiest Citizens: 2,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,819thMost Stationary: 2,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,034thLargest Governments: 3,057thHighest Average Incomes: 3,184thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,420thMost Influential: 3,447thBest Weather: 4,124thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,938thLargest Populations: 7,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,925thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,981stMost Income Equality: 12,235thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,099thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,690thNudest: 15,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,594thLargest Retail Industry: 17,148th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 84th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 151st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 310th in the regionMost Income Equality: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 350th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Pai Lei voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Pai Lei, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Pai Leian pensions.
  • : Pai Lei was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Pai Lei voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Pai Lei voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".


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