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The United Isles of Pai Lei

“I shall not walk, so that a child may live”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The United Isles of Pai Lei is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Vance Woate with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 9.949 billion Pai Leites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lue Mio. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Pai Lei's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown. Pai Lei's national animal is the lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Tai.

Pai Lei is ranked 358th in Balder and 9,200th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 69 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: Pai Lei was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, euthanasia is legal.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, Pai Lei's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, Max Barry is this year's Miss Pai Lei.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Pai Lei, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 10 days ago: Pai Lei endorsed The Empire of Gigantorific.
  • 10 days ago: Pai Lei endorsed The Republic of Free Irish Lands.

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