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The Thousand Year Kingdom of Page

“By Goddess and Blood”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Terra Firma

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The Thousand Year Kingdom of Page is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Vincent Tiridyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.511 billion Pagians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamarai. The average income tax rate is 70%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Gambling.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, chemically brainwashed citizens praise King Vincent Tiridyn's name on an hourly basis, the nation leads Terra Firma in per capita stalking, and the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Page's national animal is the Ivory Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Pagian Animism, and its currency is the Stryyva.

Page is ranked 5th in Terra Firma and 18,848th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 15 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, the government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, the nation leads Terra Firma in per capita stalking.
  • 21 hours ago: Page voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, chemically brainwashed citizens praise King Vincent Tiridyn's name on an hourly basis.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Page was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Page in search of Ivory Wolves.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Page, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Page voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Sciongrad".

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