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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.089 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Guns are banned, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and most citizens in Paffnia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 222nd in 10000 Islands and 13,494th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 199 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, most citizens in Paffnia are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Paffnia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, guns are banned.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Sector.

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