Most Influential: 62nd Largest Welfare Programs: 124th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 371st
The Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.244 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 189,677 paffnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, nudity is frowned upon, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 876th in the world and 4th in California for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.09 Years.

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Most Influential: 62ndLargest Welfare Programs: 124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 371stMost Developed: 375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 408thMost Pacifist: 465thMost Advanced Public Education: 561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 611thMost Advanced Public Transport: 635thMost Rebellious Youth: 638thLargest Governments: 783rdNicest Citizens: 788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 797thMost Compassionate Citizens: 833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 876thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,159thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,198thSafest: 1,348thHealthiest Citizens: 1,349thSmartest Citizens: 1,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,466thMost Cultured: 1,484thBest Weather: 1,551stTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,019thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,208thMost Devout: 2,643rdMost Inclusive: 2,861stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,981stHighest Economic Output: 3,269thHighest Average Incomes: 5,135thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,789thLargest Populations: 8,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,230thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,868thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,120thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,647th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Partially Born".
  • : Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, Paffnia successfully hosted the California Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, Paffnia's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms.

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