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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Animal House

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.148 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Abortions are routinely performed in Paffnia's hospitals, Skoptopolis spends billions upgrading public transport, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 28th in Animal House and 111,402nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -146.9 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 minutes ago

  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Police Ratios.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, Skoptopolis spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, abortions are routinely performed in Paffnia's hospitals.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 8 days ago: Paffnia endorsed The Fearsome Animal House Kitten of Invader Kitty.

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