The Protectorate of
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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.843 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 1,930 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,054 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 1,332nd in 10000 Islands and 101,441st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.137 Stalins.

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