The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.629 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,751 paffnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Every workday begins with group therapy, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Skoptopolis spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paffnia's influence in World Space Administration rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Tmeasrasiktetnea.
- : Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Pentium 6.
- : Paffnia's influence in World Space Administration rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Paffnia's influence in World Space Administration rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Paffnia relocated from Spear Danes to World Space Administration.
- : Paffnia endorsed The Republic of Noda nin.
- : Paffnia endorsed James bond is a defender.
- : Paffnia endorsed The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota.