Most Influential: 58th Largest Welfare Programs: 100th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 288th
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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.777 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,997 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, Paffnia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 1,676th in the world and 3rd in Xinterra for Best Weather, with 363 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Influential: 58thLargest Welfare Programs: 100thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 288thMost Developed: 325thMost Pacifist: 411thMost Advanced Public Education: 449thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 551stMost Advanced Public Transport: 611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 634thNicest Citizens: 762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 766thMost Rebellious Youth: 768thMost Compassionate Citizens: 788thHighest Poor Incomes: 793rdLargest Governments: 826thLongest Average Lifespans: 895thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,231stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,251stSafest: 1,255thSmartest Citizens: 1,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,462ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,499thMost Cultured: 1,580thLowest Crime Rates: 1,627thBest Weather: 1,676thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,359thMost Inclusive: 2,539thMost Devout: 2,584thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,631stHighest Economic Output: 3,376thHighest Average Incomes: 5,028thMost Politically Free: 6,721stMost Income Equality: 7,336thLargest Populations: 8,400thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,439thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,470thMost Efficient Economies: 10,172nd
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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