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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.814 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, artists are pillars of society, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, and Paffnia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 77th in 10000 Islands and 2,696th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 34 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 58 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, Paffnia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 13 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, artists are pillars of society.
  • 4 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Blessed Elvish Haven of The Isle of Tol Eressea.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Island Republic of Markanite.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Republic of Wysrod.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Wysrod, Markanite, and The Isle of Tol Eressea.

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