The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.31 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,772 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All guns must be registered, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and Paffnia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Paffnia, Paffnia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
- : Paffnia lost the endorsement of The Principality of Pandas Porridge.
- : Paffnia lost the endorsement of The Constitutional Monarchy of HumanSanity IV.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Republic of Nice Aesthetics.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Principality of Pandas Porridge.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Republic of Awakening Sapphiron.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Wonderful World of Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.
- : Paffnia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of HumanSanity IV.
- : Paffnia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".