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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Austria

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.926 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', birth rates have hit an all-time low, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 1st in Austria and 2,480th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring 42 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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