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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 5.224 billion, 5.151 billion of whom are zombies, Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, and religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 963rd in 10000 Islands and 112,893rd in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -19 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Paffnia is currently researching a cure.

People: 72,988,966

Zombies: 5,150,987,382

Dead: 3,290,222,758

Survival Rate: 0.86%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Red Unified Syndicate of The Isle of Tol Eressea.
  • 3 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Zombie Red Republic of -Echolilia-.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 7 days ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Markanite, Goat Horns, -Echolilia-, and The Isle of Tol Eressea.

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