The Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.53 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,628 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 34th in Zen and 130,232nd in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 23 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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