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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.325 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Students cut up leftover paffnars during Arts and Crafts, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 167th in 10000 Islands and 8,605th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 61 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day ago: Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Nuclear Arms Protocol".
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Dominion of The Isle of Tol Eressea.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Island Republic of Markanite.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, students cut up leftover paffnars during Arts and Crafts.
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was endorsed by The Federation of Anime Banana.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Anime Daisuki, Anime Banana, Markanite, and The Isle of Tol Eressea.

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