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The Protectorate of Paffnia

“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: American Empire

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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, intelligent population of 8.663 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Paffnia's hospitals, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, refugees from other nations are flocking to Paffnia's border, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.

Paffnia is ranked 4th in American Empire and 7,530th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 152 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, refugees from other nations are flocking to Paffnia's border.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, sex changes are routinely performed at Paffnia's hospitals.
  • 4 days ago: Paffnia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 5 days ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 7 days ago: Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools.

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