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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.382 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 1,529 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,051 paffnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned llamaball fields, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 8th in NeoConfederate States of America and 7,539th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 341 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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