“Iuvans illos qui auxilium requirunt”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Negotiator
The Protectorate of Paffnia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.926 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', birth rates have hit an all-time low, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the paffnar.
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Woot woot woot I feel free of Cerb.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Arsonist's Lullabye of Witchcraft Junior.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Supreme Guessing Skills of I Know Your Password.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Principality of -Valoniah-.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Grand Commonwealth of Duckyian Empire.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia withdrew its endorsement from The Republic of Smugglers and Mercs.
- 3 hours ago: Paffnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments.
- 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- 16 hours ago: Paffnia was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Paffnia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
Endorsements Received: None.