Most Influential: 77th Largest Welfare Programs: 126th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd
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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.629 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,409 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,751 paffnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Skoptopolis spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 141,246th in the world and 33rd in World Space Administration for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 77thLargest Welfare Programs: 126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rdMost Developed: 432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 461stMost Pacifist: 483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 515thMost Advanced Public Transport: 585thHighest Average Tax Rates: 634thMost Rebellious Youth: 673rdLargest Governments: 802ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 817thNicest Citizens: 836thMost Compassionate Citizens: 877thLongest Average Lifespans: 930thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,225thSmartest Citizens: 1,289thHealthiest Citizens: 1,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,445thSafest: 1,471stBest Weather: 1,519thTop
Most Cultured: 1,677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,750thLowest Crime Rates: 1,895thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,337thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,523rdMost Devout: 2,839thMost Inclusive: 3,072ndHighest Economic Output: 3,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,109thHighest Average Incomes: 5,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,439thTop
Largest Populations: 7,957thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,622ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,037thMost Politically Free: 14,933rd
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the region

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