Most Influential: 62nd Largest Welfare Programs: 102nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 336th
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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.099 billion Paffniacs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,276 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,123 paffnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Llama is one of the most popular forenames in Paffnia, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, almost all of Paffnia's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 486th in the world and 2nd in Christmas for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,419.13 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 62ndLargest Welfare Programs: 102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 336thMost Developed: 357thMost Pacifist: 445thMost Advanced Public Education: 466thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 678thMost Rebellious Youth: 721stNicest Citizens: 767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 789thLargest Governments: 836thLongest Average Lifespans: 857thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,155thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,234thSmartest Citizens: 1,294thSafest: 1,355thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,434thHealthiest Citizens: 1,434thTop
Best Weather: 1,547thMost Cultured: 1,591stLowest Crime Rates: 1,881stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,078thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,536thMost Devout: 2,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,853rdMost Inclusive: 2,871stHighest Economic Output: 3,328thHighest Average Incomes: 5,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,906thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,994thTop
Largest Populations: 8,214thMost Efficient Economies: 8,463rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,514thMost Politically Free: 9,515thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,502nd
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the region

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