Most Influential: 84th Largest Welfare Programs: 124th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 360th
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The Protectorate of Paffnia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.788 billion Paffniacs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth a remarkable 2,449 trillion paffnars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,523 paffnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Paffniac resumés. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnia's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paffnia is ranked 814th in the world and 22nd in 10000 Islands for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,552.26 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Influential: 84thLargest Welfare Programs: 124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 360thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 429thMost Developed: 445thMost Pacifist: 483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 508thMost Advanced Public Transport: 560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 608thMost Rebellious Youth: 650thLargest Governments: 775thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 814thNicest Citizens: 852ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 914thLongest Average Lifespans: 932ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,190thHealthiest Citizens: 1,269thSmartest Citizens: 1,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,400thSafest: 1,456thBest Weather: 1,551stMost Cultured: 1,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,813thLowest Crime Rates: 1,824thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,320thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,580thMost Inclusive: 2,733rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,755thMost Devout: 2,828thHighest Economic Output: 3,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,206thHighest Average Incomes: 5,203rdLargest Populations: 7,935thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,341stTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,595thMost Efficient Economies: 11,108thMost Politically Free: 12,206th
Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Cultured: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 75th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionMost Inclusive: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 162nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 177th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paffnia's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
  • : Paffnia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Venkorata.
  • : Paffnia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Invaders".
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Paffniac resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Paffnia was endorsed by The Republic of Wysrod.
  • : Paffnia was endorsed by The Confederacy of NorthernMassachusetts.


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Endorsements Received: 3 » NorthernMassachusetts, Wysrod, and Venkorata.

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