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The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind

“Without shamwow, we are are shamnothing! and asians!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BATMAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.274 billion Pacolindians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shoopdawhoop stronghold. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, criminals are thrown to the potatos to repay their debt to society, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pacolind's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great HIM, and its currency is the shamwow.

Pacolind is ranked 3,140th in Osiris and 103,461st in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 24 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 24 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 13 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 16 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens.
  • 17 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 18 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 21 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 24 days ago: Pacolind was refounded in Osiris.
  • 1 year 20 days ago: Pacolind ceased to exist.

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