“Without shamwow, we are are shamnothing! and asians!!”
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Regional Influence: Minnow
The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by BATMAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.123 billion Pacolindians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shoopdawhoop stronghold. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, criminals are thrown to the potatos to repay their debt to society, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pacolind's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great HIM, and its currency is the shamwow.
Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago
- 11 hours ago: Pacolind was refounded in Osiris.
- 360 days ago: Pacolind ceased to exist.
- 361 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry (last census: Top 5%).
- 1 year 24 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
- 1 year 25 days ago: Pacolind altered its national flag.
- 1 year 34 days ago: Pacolind lodged a message on the Ecco Regional Message Board.
- 1 year 34 days ago: Pacolind relocated from The Nation of Nations and Friends to Ecco.
- 1 year 34 days ago: Pacolind was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
- 1 year 35 days ago: Pacolind lodged a message on the The Nation of Nations and Friends Regional Message Board.
- 1 year 35 days ago: Pacolind relocated from Agartha to The Nation of Nations and Friends.