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The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind

“Without shamwow, we are are shamnothing! and asians!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights: Rare	Economy: Strong	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Nation of Nations and Friends

Overview • Factbook • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BATMAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.492 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shoopdawhoop stronghold. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, criminals are thrown to the potatos to repay their debt to society, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pacolind's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great HIM, and its currency is the shamwow.

Pacolind is ranked 3rd in The Nation of Nations and Friends and 2,390th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 31 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Easter Egg Top 10% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 10% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Cultured Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 5% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Most Influential Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 5% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector Top 5% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Rudest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of The Nation of Nations and Friends for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry