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The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind

“Without shamwow, we are are shamnothing! and asians!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris


The Black Solitary Incarcerate of Pacolind is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by BATMAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.123 billion Pacolindians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shoopdawhoop stronghold. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, criminals are thrown to the potatos to repay their debt to society, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Pacolind's national animal is the potato, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is The Great HIM, and its currency is the shamwow.

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