| Category: Anarchy | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: Capitalist Paradise
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Libertarian Pirate Haven of Pacitan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Skeleton of Pacitan with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.578 billion live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Rahula. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.
The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Pacitan's national animal is the human skeleton, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is the cult of Lunar Eclipse, and its currency is the e-gold.
Pacitan is ranked 76th in Capitalist Paradise and 4,422nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 17 on the Bus Surprisal Index.








































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago
- 6 days ago:
Pacitan was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of Randian. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Pacitan's radio stations. - 7 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks. - 13 days ago: Following new legislation in
Pacitan, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 (
Kaputer,
Lubev,
Ad Vitam Adsum,
Gradenk,
Caelestius,
New Colombialand,
Rashaulgia,
Carlitonia,
Roxie Hart,
GeorgiaConservatism,
Lucanda,
San Duo,
Perpendiculous,
FASTERCAT,
Linkthree,
Freedombourg,
Afforess,
FantasticRay,
Conquest Islands,
Arizoneia,
The Glorious Bimbolia,
Randian)






