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The Republic of Pacitalia

“Simpliciter magnum opus”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Atlantian Oceania

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The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.329 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,332 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,698 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 87th in Atlantian Oceania and 110,881st in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring -9 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 5%).
  • 10 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 13 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • 26 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 5%).

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