Highest Economic Output: 873rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 948th Largest Populations: 1,038th
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The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 25.975 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,865 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,309 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 3,607th in the world and 2nd in Atlantian Oceania for Most Primitive, scoring 81.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Economic Output: 873rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 948thLargest Populations: 1,038thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,079thRudest Citizens: 1,431stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,398thFattest Citizens: 2,752ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,770thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,218thLargest Mining Sector: 3,322ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,512thMost Primitive: 3,607thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,628thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,887thMost Avoided: 4,202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,924thHighest Average Incomes: 4,986thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,296thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,125thMost Politically Free: 6,376thMost Cultured: 6,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,502ndSmartest Citizens: 7,208thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,841stMost Armed: 8,305thLargest Black Market: 8,460thLargest Retail Industry: 9,000thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 10,604thNudest: 11,675thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,284thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,018thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,564th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Pacitalia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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