Highest Economic Output: 881st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 962nd Largest Populations: 1,042nd
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The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.148 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,897 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,309 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 89,147th in the world and 44th in Atlantian Oceania for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 881stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 962ndLargest Populations: 1,042ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,106thRudest Citizens: 1,474thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,369thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,862ndFattest Citizens: 2,866thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,313thLargest Mining Sector: 3,347thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,631stMost Primitive: 3,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,699thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,103rdMost Avoided: 4,299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,396thMost Politically Free: 6,215thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,294thMost Cultured: 6,870thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,083rdSmartest Citizens: 7,601stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,660thMost Efficient Economies: 8,199thMost Armed: 8,520thLargest Black Market: 8,570thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,592ndHighest Crime Rates: 10,208thNudest: 10,538thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,664thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,310thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,490th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Pacitalia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.


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