The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Simpliciter magnum opus
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.782 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,365 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,554 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 6th in Atlantian Oceania and 3,413th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 909.311 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 97 minutes ago

  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 8 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 9 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 20 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the regional Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 27 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 33 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 10%).
  • 38 days ago: Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Free (last census: Top 10%).
  • 52 days ago: Pacitalia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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