Highest Economic Output: 897th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,018th Largest Populations: 1,023rd
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The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.704 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 5,001 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,309 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pacitalia is ranked 149,657th in the world and 89th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Highest Economic Output: 897thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,018thLargest Populations: 1,023rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,173rdTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,323rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,869thFattest Citizens: 2,941stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,296thLargest Mining Sector: 3,334thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,889thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,894thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,003rdMost Avoided: 4,291stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,551stMost Primitive: 6,064thMost Politically Free: 6,460thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,630thMost Cultured: 7,129thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,286thTop
Most Armed: 7,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,891stSmartest Citizens: 8,275thLargest Black Market: 8,668thMost Efficient Economies: 8,817thLargest Retail Industry: 10,334thHighest Crime Rates: 10,861stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,007thNudest: 13,274th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Most Cultured, and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Pacitalia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.


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