The Republic of Pacitalia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Franchessa Marconi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 26.321 billion Pacitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timiocato. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pacitalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,930 trillion douroes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 187,309 douroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, artists are pillars of society, and Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pacitalia's national animal is the blue fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Pacitalia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, Rudest Citizens, Largest Populations, Largest Basket Weaving Sector, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fattest Citizens.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Pacitalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.