Population | 18.931 billion |
Capital | Peaceful Glade |
Leader | a drunk northerner |
Faith | Opiates |
Currency | shiny thing |
Animal | peaceful herbivore |
The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a drunk northerner with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.931 billion Cowards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peaceful Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Cowardly economy, worth a remarkable 5,107 trillion shiny things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 269,795 shiny things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, Cowardly watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime is totally unknown. Pacifist Cowards's national animal is the peaceful herbivore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opiates.
Pacifist Cowards is ranked 5,084th in the world and 129th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.08 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pacifist Cowards was endorsed by The Disputed Territories of Gem.
- : Pacifist Cowards was endorsed by The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, Cowardly watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
- : Pacifist Cowards was endorsed by The Kingdom of Arleat.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, NationStates is now a popular brand of laxatives despite Max Barry's protests.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Cowardly as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Pacifist Cowards, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 82 » New Leganes, Pakitsk, A mean old man, Axdel, Asendavia, East Malaysia, Modra, BearStackof2015, The Three States of Fortuna, Ridann, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, Aivintis, Sandboxford, Adolanta, Kalaratri, Enlil, Barfleur, Mardom, A Slanted Black Stripe, Thurland, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, American-Cascadia, Kangarawa, Romanoddle Republic, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Lunma Un, Marrabuk, Bachtendekuppen, La Xinga, Pondingonia, Tassirion, Dwightica, Malvekia, Roissyland, Vilender, Evrigenis, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, and 32 others.Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Angbo, Atrocha, Chinesasia, Alleramica, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Liberatarianism, Pekweng, Katalantana, Satroju, Blobbo, Stellar Colonies, Konyai, CheeseBurrito, Vussul, Grimmerdhore, Yossito II, Kyrisland, Opyra, Arleat, Lady Lamashtu, and Gem.