The Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
All hail the all knowing Ozzy.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Technocracy of Ozzy is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.797 billion Ozzalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 171,286 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Ozboro River, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, military spending recently hit a new high, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ozzy is ranked 45th in The Brotherhood of Malice and 118,577th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -3,448 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Ozzy altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Ozzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Ozboro River.
  • : Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Ozzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, Ozzy's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.

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