Most Advanced Defense Forces: 654th Most Efficient Economies: 956th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,092nd
The Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
All hail the all knowing Ozzy.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Technocracy of Ozzy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.621 billion Ozzalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,236 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 232,508 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 883,795 per year while the poor average 42,414, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the Ozzalonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ozzy is ranked 176,461st in the world and 144th in The Black Hawks for Least Corrupt Governments, with 24.5 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 654thMost Efficient Economies: 956thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,611thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,843rdMost Developed: 2,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,319thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,480thBest Weather: 2,604thHighest Average Incomes: 2,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,808thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,884thMost Secular: 3,185thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,225thHealthiest Citizens: 3,230thHighest Economic Output: 3,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,961stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,985thLowest Crime Rates: 4,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,289thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,396thLargest Black Market: 4,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,017thMost Cultured: 7,206thSmartest Citizens: 7,711thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,657thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 9,999thLargest Populations: 11,866thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,801stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,119thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,573rd
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ozzy's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense.
  • : Ozzy's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Ozzy altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, the Ozzalonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Ozzy relocated from The North American Union to The Black Hawks.
  • : Ozzy relocated from The Brotherhood of Malice to The North American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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