The Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
All hail the all knowing Ozzy.
Regional Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Technocracy of Ozzy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.378 billion Ozzalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Marks a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 151,334 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ozzy after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ozzy is ranked 17th in The Empire of The Iron Chariots and 139,479th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -35 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ozzy after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Ozzy altered its national flag.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Ozzy altered its national flag.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Ozzy's influence in The Empire of The Iron Chariots rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • 3 days ago: Ozzy lodged a message on the The Empire of The Iron Chariots Regional Message Board.

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