The Technocracy of
Father Knows Best State
All hail the all knowing Ozzy.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Technocracy of Ozzy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.643 billion Ozzalonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 169,223 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and Ozboro is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ozzy is ranked 55th in The Brotherhood of Malice and 123,357th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,174.762 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 32 minutes ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 108 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, Ozboro is a police state during international summits.
  • 108 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 2 days ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Ozzy, artists are pillars of society.
  • 4 days ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Ozzy was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).

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