The Technocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All hail the all knowing Ozzy.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Technocracy of Ozzy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Radiant Aegis with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.946 billion Ozzalonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ozboro. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ozzalonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 193,309 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, Ozzy's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozzy's national animal is the Orange and white cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ozzy is ranked 14th in The Brotherhood of Malice and 139,065th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -276 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Ozzy lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • : Ozzy was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Ozzy lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
  • : Ozzy lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, Ozzy's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Ozzy lodged a message on the Yerushalem VI Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ozzy, 90% of active duty OAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.

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