Largest Populations: 255th Rudest Citizens: 275th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
Regional Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.73 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 7,123 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,960 Eucastrian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, visions of giant pink Sphynxes are a common side effect after Oxiris eat their meals, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and robosexual marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 83,386th in the world and 1,722nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,189.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 255thRudest Citizens: 275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291stLargest Gambling Industry: 321stMost Secular: 373rdHighest Economic Output: 425thMost Armed: 460thMost Scientifically Advanced: 641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 646thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 850thMost Rebellious Youth: 911thMost Stationary: 993rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,263rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,440thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,859thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,270thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,473rdFattest Citizens: 2,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,095thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,110thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,641stLargest Black Market: 5,942ndMost Influential: 6,520thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,255thLargest Mining Sector: 10,501stMost Developed: 13,137thHighest Drug Use: 13,583rd
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionLargest Black Market: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 207th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 213th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 268th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 327th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, visions of giant pink Sphynxes are a common side effect after Oxiris eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, citizens are bleary-eyed after staying up all night with a good book (Oxirix has found 4 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, half of Oxirix's doctors can't speak the language.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, children often kick Sphynxes for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.

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