Largest Populations: 257th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rd Rudest Citizens: 301st
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.419 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 6,955 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,761 Eucastrian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 7,152nd in the world and 124th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 85.28 Years.

Largest Populations: 257thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 263rdRudest Citizens: 301stLargest Gambling Industry: 305thMost Secular: 322ndHighest Economic Output: 436thMost Armed: 458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 606thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 793rdMost Rebellious Youth: 870thHighest Crime Rates: 1,001stMost Stationary: 1,003rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,124thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,394thSmartest Citizens: 1,808thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,219thHighest Average Incomes: 2,259thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,396thFattest Citizens: 2,811thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,052ndLargest Black Market: 4,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,417thMost Influential: 6,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,152ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,375thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,623rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,489thMost Developed: 12,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,193rd
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85th in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 247th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 409th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Oxirix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Oxirix's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".


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