Largest Populations: 253rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276th Largest Gambling Industry: 314th
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.08 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 7,445 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 256,024 Eucastrian Drachmas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 730,927 per year while the poor average 71,471, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The police double as repo men, Xall has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 17,712th in the world and 329th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,368.41 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Populations: 253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 276thLargest Gambling Industry: 314thRudest Citizens: 380thHighest Economic Output: 407thMost Secular: 487thMost Armed: 513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 811thMost Rebellious Youth: 944thMost Stationary: 974thHighest Crime Rates: 1,130thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,489thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,950thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,049thHighest Average Incomes: 2,126thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,328thFattest Citizens: 2,570thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,518thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,863rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,087thLargest Black Market: 5,832ndMost Influential: 6,646thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,247thLargest Mining Sector: 9,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,946thMost Developed: 11,535thHighest Drug Use: 13,327thMost Pro-Market: 15,449th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 190th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 242nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, Xall has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the police double as repo men.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Oxirix was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.


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