Largest Populations: 255th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th Rudest Citizens: 311th
The Free Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
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Civil Rights
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The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.556 billion Oxiris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 7,042 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,638 Eucastrian Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, the government is outsourcing itself, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Oxirix has found 3 easter eggs), and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 169,145th in the world and 3,827th in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 59.91 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Populations: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270thRudest Citizens: 311thLargest Gambling Industry: 312thMost Secular: 353rdHighest Economic Output: 431stMost Armed: 466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 632ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 799thMost Rebellious Youth: 898thMost Stationary: 1,000thHighest Crime Rates: 1,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,394thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,851stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,190thHighest Average Incomes: 2,257thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,469thFattest Citizens: 2,926thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,896thLargest Black Market: 4,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,322ndMost Influential: 6,465thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,737thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,523rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,453rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,517thMost Developed: 12,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,512thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,740thHighest Drug Use: 16,728th
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 210th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 214th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 221st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 261st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 304th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (Oxirix has found 3 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Oxirix was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.


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