The Free Republic of
Capitalizt
Quam magnum est non laudari, esse et laudabilem!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Republic of Oxirix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Xall with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.881 billion Oxiris enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suntau. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Oxirixian economy, worth a remarkable 6,026 trillion Eucastrian Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,173 Eucastrian Drachmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 961,360 per year while the poor average 33,458, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oxirix's national animal is the Sphynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Individualism.

Oxirix is ranked 2,243rd in the Rejected Realms and 128,699th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -17 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • : Oxirix was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Oxirix, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.

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