Largest Welfare Programs: 55th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 748th Least Corrupt Governments: 991st
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The Protectorate of Owl Pellets is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 18.556 billion Owl Pelletsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl Pellets City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Owl Pelletsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,145 trillion owl pellets a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,628 owl pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the Owl Pellets Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Owl Pellets's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Owl Pellets's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owl Pellets is ranked 189,520th in the world and 1,668th in Europeia for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.71 Missed References Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 748thLeast Corrupt Governments: 991stMost Pacifist: 1,459thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,463rdNicest Citizens: 1,862ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,910thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,039thMost Cultured: 2,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,275thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,948thSmartest Citizens: 3,020thSafest: 3,303rdHighest Economic Output: 3,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,579thLargest Populations: 3,581stHealthiest Citizens: 3,717thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,120thLargest Governments: 4,668thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,273rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,479thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,914thBest Weather: 7,215thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,804thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,102ndNudest: 9,346thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10,762ndMost Developed: 11,037thMost Secular: 12,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,945thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,207th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionSafest: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionNudest: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 87th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Secular: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Pacifist, and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Owl Pellets's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Owl Pellets relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
  • : Owl Pellets was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Owl Pellets ceased to exist.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).


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