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The Protectorate of Owl Pellets

“Mmm, nice crunchy owl pellet...”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia


The Protectorate of Owl Pellets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.703 billion Owl Pelletsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl Pellets City. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Owl Pellets's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the owl pellet.

Owl Pellets is ranked 821st in Europeia and 116,636th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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