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The Protectorate of Owl Pellets

“Mmm, nice crunchy owl pellet...”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europeia


The Protectorate of Owl Pellets is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.447 billion Owl Pelletsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Social Welfare, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl Pellets City. The average income tax rate is 96%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Voting is compulsory, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Owl Pellets's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the owl pellet.

Owl Pellets is ranked 719th in Europeia and 114,378th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Owl Pellets is currently researching a cure.

People: 2,446,896,386

Zombies: 0

Dead: 12,942,022,686

Survival Rate: 15.90%

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