Largest Welfare Programs: 59th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 919th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,023rd
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The Protectorate of Owl Pellets is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 18.985 billion Owl Pelletsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl Pellets City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Owl Pelletsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion owl pellets a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,628 owl pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the Owl Pellets Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Owl Pellets's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Owl Pellets's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owl Pellets is ranked 2,471st in the world and 42nd in Europeia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.84 Years.

Largest Welfare Programs: 59thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 919thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,023rdMost Pacifist: 1,607thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,662ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,975thNicest Citizens: 2,077thMost Cultured: 2,313thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,471stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,623rdSmartest Citizens: 3,362ndSafest: 3,364thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,434thHighest Economic Output: 3,530thLargest Populations: 3,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,797thHealthiest Citizens: 4,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,712thLargest Governments: 5,171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,145thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,166thTop
Best Weather: 8,344thNudest: 9,166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,256thMost Developed: 12,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,281stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,285thMost Secular: 15,495th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionSafest: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionLargest Governments: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionNudest: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 109th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 168th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist, the Top 5% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Most Secular.
  • : Owl Pellets's influence in Europeia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Owl Pellets's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Owl Pellets relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
  • : Owl Pellets was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Owl Pellets ceased to exist.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.


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