Largest Welfare Programs: 55th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 831st Least Corrupt Governments: 1,008th
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The Protectorate of Owl Pellets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate population of 18.721 billion Owl Pelletsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owl Pellets City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The thriving Owl Pelletsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion owl pellets a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,628 owl pellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the Owl Pellets Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Owl Pellets's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild. Crime is totally unknown. Owl Pellets's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owl Pellets is ranked 1,545th in the world and 29th in Europeia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 86.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 55thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 831stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,008thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,545thMost Pacifist: 1,546thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,943rdNicest Citizens: 1,967thMost Cultured: 2,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,216thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,388thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,136thSmartest Citizens: 3,171stSafest: 3,285thHighest Economic Output: 3,492ndLargest Populations: 3,576thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,644thHealthiest Citizens: 3,906thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,478thLargest Governments: 4,889thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,447thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,390thBest Weather: 7,532ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,953rdNudest: 8,167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,506thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,633rdMost Developed: 12,010thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,550thMost Secular: 14,210thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,970th
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Pacifist, and Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Owl Pellets's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Owl Pellets relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
  • : Owl Pellets was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Owl Pellets ceased to exist.
  • : Owl Pellets was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).


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