The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.145 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,322 trillion rock a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 485,418 rock, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,745,940 per year while the poor average 96,600, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 6,060th in the Pacific and 122,228th in the world for Most Average, scoring 328 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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