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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.527 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, and the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Obey Elrod, and its currency is the rocks.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 5th in the Pacific and 75th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 99 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Easter Egg Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative #1 in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 1% of the Pacific for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the world for Largest Defense Forces Top 1% of the Pacific for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 10% of the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Extreme Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme Top 1% of the Pacific for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 10% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry Top 1% of the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the Pacific for Nudest Top 5% of the world for Nudest Top 1% of the Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the Pacific for Largest Populations Top 10% of the Pacific for Most Pro-Market Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 5% of the Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides Top 1% of the Pacific for Rudest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens Top 5% of the Pacific for Safest Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 1% of the Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector Top 1% of the Pacific for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
8 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine.
1 day 9 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, overweight people receive reparations checks from fast-food chains.
2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences.
2 days 8 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares.

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