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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.223 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Law & Order and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. The average income tax rate is 55%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

The adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Obey Elrod, and its currency is the rocks.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 3,464th in the Pacific and 112,189th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -1,826 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • 12 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, families are only permitted to have one child.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, copyright laws have been abolished.

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