Most Corrupt Governments: 6th Most Primitive: 9th Largest Mining Sector: 15th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.794 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,917 trillion rockss a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 474,472 rockss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,538,395 per year while the poor average 110,421, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The government has embraced apartheid, billions of rockss are being blown on orbital weapons development, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', and Overdosed crackheadsians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 2,936th in the world and 108th in the Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 88.54 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Primitive: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndMost Avoided: 22ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdMost Secular: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Insurance Industry: 91stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 104thFattest Citizens: 125thHighest Average Incomes: 197thRudest Citizens: 247thHighest Economic Output: 275thMost Stationary: 605thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 835thLargest Black Market: 1,019thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,075thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,788thMost Armed: 2,050thLowest Crime Rates: 2,479thMost Conservative: 2,936thNudest: 3,633rdLargest Populations: 3,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,335thMost Influential: 6,552ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8,846thMost Authoritarian: 11,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,871st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 88th in the regionNudest: 108th in the regionMost Conservative: 108th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, Overdosed crackheadsians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, billions of rockss are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Overdosed crackheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.

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