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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads

“Obey or die”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.354 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,039 trillion rock a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 718,991 rock, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,672,250 per year while the poor average 135,928, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, Harry Potter books are banned, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 4,189th in the Pacific and 116,319th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -230 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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