Most Primitive: 5th Most Corrupt Governments: 7th Largest Mining Sector: 17th
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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.086 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,241 trillion rock a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 455,675 rock, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,829,082 per year while the poor average 76,071, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, and the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Overdosed crackheads's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 477.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Primitive: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29thMost Secular: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 116thLargest Insurance Industry: 118thFattest Citizens: 133rdHighest Average Incomes: 207thRudest Citizens: 258thHighest Economic Output: 294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 518thMost Efficient Economies: 615thMost Stationary: 670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,024thTop
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Most Armed: 1,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,103rdLargest Black Market: 2,243rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,504thLargest Populations: 3,876thNudest: 4,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,563rdMost Influential: 6,169thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,262ndMost Conservative: 16,425th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 98th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 325th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 448th in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 825th in the regionMost Conservative: 941st in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Overdosed crackheads was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Overdosed crackheads's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Overdosed crackheads was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government snoops on private internet connections.

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