The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.699 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 11,548 trillion rock a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 735,644 rock, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,448,488 per year while the poor average 164,696, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Crack Central was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 7,234th in the Pacific and 144,310th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -461.159 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 minutes ago

  • 23 minutes ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Crack Central was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.

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