Most Corrupt Governments: 6th Most Primitive: 8th Largest Mining Sector: 17th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.622 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,577 trillion rockss a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 460,592 rockss, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,335,851 per year while the poor average 125,778, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 6th in the world and 2nd in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1,223.87 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 6thMost Primitive: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 23rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 23rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thMost Secular: 33rdLargest Retail Industry: 37thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 42ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Insurance Industry: 101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101stFattest Citizens: 129thHighest Average Incomes: 210thHighest Economic Output: 291stRudest Citizens: 491stMost Stationary: 660thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,131stTop
Largest Black Market: 1,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059thLowest Crime Rates: 2,244thMost Armed: 2,710thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,223rdLargest Populations: 3,798thNudest: 3,850thMost Influential: 6,413thMost Conservative: 8,353rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,666thMost Extreme: 14,017th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionTop
Nudest: 110th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 398th in the regionMost Conservative: 484th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 751st in the regionMost Extreme: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Overdosed crackheads was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, 'dead men tell no tales' is a valid legal defense.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, foreign governments regularly accuse the Overdosed crackheadsian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Overdosed crackheads was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".


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