The Gentle Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
My rights end where yours begin...
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
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The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mustafa Tong with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.259 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banaba Island. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Gentle Outer Micronesian economy, worth 397 trillion Drams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 18,679 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, nine out of ten citizens of Outter Micronesia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outter Micronesia's national animal is the Serval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Outter Micronesia is ranked 5th in Wysteria and 473rd in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 325 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, the government is giving peace a chance.
  • 8 hours ago: Outter Micronesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights of Indigenous Peoples".
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, nine out of ten citizens of Outter Micronesia answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Outter Micronesia, Outter Micronesia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

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