Most Rebellious Youth: 1,119th Most Secular: 1,507th Most Cultured: 1,698th
The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of
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The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of Ossitania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Guy in the Boat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.302 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The large but sluggish Ossitanian economy, worth 353 trillion fresh tasty clams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,970 fresh tasty clams, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the nearby shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 184,542nd in the world and 1,613th in Europeia for Best Weather, with -80 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,119thMost Secular: 1,507thMost Cultured: 1,698thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,811thHealthiest Citizens: 4,000thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 8,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,863rdMost Pacifist: 9,067thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,852ndNudest: 12,426thLargest Populations: 12,541stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,818thMost Influential: 13,884thLargest Governments: 15,416thNicest Citizens: 16,129thMost Inclusive: 16,229th
Most Secular: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 95th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 145th in the region

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