Most Rebellious Youth: 1,188th Most Cultured: 1,981st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,394th
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The Most Holy Apostolic Republic of Ossitania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Andrew O'Connor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.177 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Remuralia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The large but stagnant Ossitanian economy, worth 367 trillion coronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,079 coronas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 149,082nd in the world and 1,240th in Europeia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.28 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,188thTop
Most Cultured: 1,981stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,394thSmartest Citizens: 3,172ndMost Secular: 3,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,386thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,178thTop
Most Pacifist: 9,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,885thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,775thMost Influential: 11,563rdLargest Populations: 11,587thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,003rdNudest: 14,075thLargest Governments: 15,802ndNicest Citizens: 16,237th
Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 58th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionNudest: 136th in the region

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