The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of Ossitania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Guy in the Boat with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.456 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.
The large but sluggish Ossitanian economy, worth 358 trillion fresh tasty clams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,917 fresh tasty clams, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the nearby shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ossitania was endorsed by The Queendom of Elizabeth II Windsor.
- : Ossitania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
- : Ossitania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
- : Ossitania's influence in Europeia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Ossitania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".
- : Ossitania endorsed The I Moved Your Cheese Bandits of Mousebumples.
- : Ossitania was endorsed by The Empire of Gordio.
- : Ossitania was endorsed by The Holy Purple Fridges of Llananas.
- : Ossitania was endorsed by The Void of Precisely Nothing.
- : Ossitania was endorsed by The Federal Commander of Potchen.
Endorsements Received: 19 » Meropis, Adenarin, Mousebumples, Possibly this, Islamic Republic Of Aceh, FedRabbistan, Mon Kalimari, Malashaan Colony, Tomaenia, Pichtonia, Katkasistan, Mediocris Imperium, Federation Of Sovereign States, Lulicia, Potchen, Precisely Nothing, Llananas, Gordio, and Elizabeth II Windsor.