Most Rebellious Youth: 1,146th Most Cultured: 1,842nd Most Secular: 2,298th
The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of
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The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of Ossitania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Guy in the Boat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.633 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The large but sluggish Ossitanian economy, worth 365 trillion fresh tasty clams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,948 fresh tasty clams, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the nearby shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 139,562nd in the world and 1,141st in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,146thTop
Most Cultured: 1,842ndMost Secular: 2,298thSmartest Citizens: 2,918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,929thHealthiest Citizens: 4,319thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,163rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,676thMost Pacifist: 9,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,874thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,628thNudest: 11,792ndLargest Populations: 12,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,933rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the region

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