Most Rebellious Youth: 1,166th Most Cultured: 1,875th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,572nd
The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of
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The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of Ossitania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guy in the Boat with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.816 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The large but sluggish Ossitanian economy, worth 373 trillion fresh tasty clams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,000 fresh tasty clams, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the nearby shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 12,650th in the world and 127th in Europeia for Nudest, with 216.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,166thTop
Most Cultured: 1,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,572ndMost Secular: 2,642ndSmartest Citizens: 3,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,291stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,065thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 8,874thMost Pacifist: 9,348thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,107thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,276thLargest Populations: 12,026thNudest: 12,650thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,819thLargest Governments: 15,827thNicest Citizens: 15,849thMost Influential: 16,508th
Most Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 122nd in the regionNudest: 127th in the regionMost Pacifist: 147th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 148th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 148th in the region

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