Most Rebellious Youth: 1,193rd Most Cultured: 2,017th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,924th
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The Most Holy Apostolic Republic of Ossitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Andrew O'Connor with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 10.337 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Remuralia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The large but stagnant Ossitanian economy, worth 372 trillion coronas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,079 coronas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the pelican, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 2,924th in the world and 317th in Europeia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 29 Valid Endorsements.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,193rdTop
Most Cultured: 2,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,924thSmartest Citizens: 3,234thMost Secular: 3,512thHealthiest Citizens: 4,430thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,251stMost Pacifist: 9,483rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,898thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,203rdMost Influential: 11,553rdLargest Populations: 11,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,004thNudest: 15,221stLargest Governments: 15,742ndNicest Citizens: 16,662ndMost Inclusive: 17,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,327thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,773rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 78th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionNudest: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the region

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