Most Rebellious Youth: 1,127th Most Cultured: 1,760th Most Secular: 1,905th
The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of
Father Knows Best State
Strength through unity, unity through choice.
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The Guy in a Boat Near the Ruins of Ossitania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Guy in the Boat with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.456 billion Ossitanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Boat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.0%.

The large but sluggish Ossitanian economy, worth 358 trillion fresh tasty clams a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,917 fresh tasty clams, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown. Ossitania's national animal is the nearby shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Ossitania is ranked 11,107th in the world and 177th in Europeia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.36 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1,127thMost Cultured: 1,760thTop
Most Secular: 1,905thSmartest Citizens: 2,863rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,434thHealthiest Citizens: 4,202ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,352ndTop
Most Pacifist: 9,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,388thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,107thLargest Populations: 12,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,128thNudest: 13,957thLargest Governments: 15,997thNicest Citizens: 16,738thMost Inclusive: 17,731st
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionNudest: 135th in the region

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