| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: The Black Market
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Confederacy of Oriskany Falls is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mahdi with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 13.607 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Defence, and Law & Order. Income tax is unheard of. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
The government covers the basic health care of its citizens, prosecutors routinely call transplant doctors as 'expert witnesses' in burglary cases, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Oriskany Falls's many privately-owned prisons, and eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oriskany Falls's national animal is the Snark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Duct Tape.
Oriskany Falls is ranked 48th in The Black Market and 99,669th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.




















National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago
- 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Oriskany Falls, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. - 1 day 20 hours ago:
Oriskany Falls lost the endorsement of
The Commonwealth of Politika. - 1 day 21 hours ago:
Oriskany Falls was endorsed by
The United Kingdom of New Portia. - 2 days 20 hours ago:
Oriskany Falls was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Politika. - 3 days 4 hours ago:
Oriskany Falls was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential. - 4 days ago:
Oriskany Falls was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Happiest Citizens. - 6 days ago:
Oriskany Falls was endorsed by
The Empire of HyperionSun. - 7 days ago:
Oriskany Falls was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Safest. - 9 days ago:
Oriskany Falls was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces. - 14 days ago: Following new legislation in
Oriskany Falls, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in Oriskany Falls's many privately-owned prisons.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 (
KeeZ,
Lawyers and Sharks,
HyperionSun,
New Portia)






