Population | 20.245 billion |
Capital | Ordiskill |
Leader | Carl |
Currency | Ordi |
Animal | Loon |
The Democratic Republic of Ordistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Carl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.245 billion Ordistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ordiskill. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ordistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,876 trillion Ordis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,690 Ordis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only adults may purchase violent video games, third world countries are rich in "I Love Ordiskill" t-shirts, bike rage is all the rage, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ordistan's national animal is the Loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Ordistan is ranked 21,734th in the world and 821st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Ordistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 138 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 115 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 140 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 200 million infected.
- : Ordistan was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 112 million infected.