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The Grande Absurdity of Ordeiss

“Dreams of Men, Seeds of Commonwealth, Germs of Empire”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Allied States of EuroIslanders

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The Grande Absurdity of Ordeiss is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Anna the Great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.718 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dorne. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", there are no minimum wage laws, the carcases of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, and eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement. Crime is crippling. Ordeiss's national animal is the Heron, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Cult of the Dear Leader, and its currency is the Ord.

Ordeiss is ranked 19th in Allied States of EuroIslanders and 126,906th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -54 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 6 hours ago: OrdeissOrdeiss was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, the carcases of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Ordeiss remains pure.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, theoretical science is only theoretical.
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in OrdeissOrdeiss, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

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