Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Most Devout: 12th
The Theocracy of
Corporate Police State
Spirituality is the Key to Happiness
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, aversion to nipples, and complete lack of public education. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.857 billion Opodeldokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Opodeldokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,293 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,039 carbon credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 566,736 per year while the poor average 35,796, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens", and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Opodeldok is ranked 229th in the world and 1st in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Longest Average Lifespans, with 93.83 Years.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 12thMost Primitive: 12thBest Weather: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 29thLowest Crime Rates: 36thMost Pacifist: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45thNicest Citizens: 58thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stLargest Welfare Programs: 104thMost Corrupt Governments: 113thSafest: 189thLongest Average Lifespans: 229thMost Stationary: 285thLargest Governments: 632ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 886thMost Subsidized Industry: 952ndHighest Economic Output: 1,079thLargest Populations: 1,082ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,459thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,469thTop
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Most Influential: 3,598thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,852ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,966thTop
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Most Extreme: 10,646thMost Conservative: 11,738thMost Pro-Market: 16,866thHighest Drug Use: 16,869thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,811th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens".
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Opodeldok City.

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