Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Most Devout: 12th
The Theocracy of
Right-wing Utopia
Spirituality is the Key to Happiness
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and fear of technology. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 26.148 billion Opodeldokians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Opodeldokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,350 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,369 carbon credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,872 per year while the poor average 22,256, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, O-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Opodeldok is ranked 126th in the world and 1st in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 19,606.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 12thMost Primitive: 18thBest Weather: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 31stLowest Crime Rates: 33rdMost Pacifist: 43rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47thNicest Citizens: 60thMost Beautiful Environments: 85thMost Corrupt Governments: 119thLargest Welfare Programs: 126thSafest: 185thLongest Average Lifespans: 254thMost Stationary: 285thLargest Governments: 671stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,040thLargest Populations: 1,081stHighest Economic Output: 1,082ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,091stMost Efficient Economies: 1,197thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,339thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,498thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,268thMost Influential: 3,717thHighest Average Incomes: 7,399thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,823rdMost Conservative: 7,937thMost Pro-Market: 8,074thHighest Drug Use: 15,116th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, O-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the new Lamb Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Opodeldok was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.


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