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The Theocracy of Opodeldok

“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by mr Mitchell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.483 billion Opodeldokians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Healthcare and Education receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, Opodeldok is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Christianity, and its currency is the carbon credit.

Opodeldok is ranked 3rd in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 1,182nd in the world for Largest Populations, with 22,483 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 13 hours ago

  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 1%).
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Opodeldok fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, Opodeldok is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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