The Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Spirituality is the Key to Happiness
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.805 billion Opodeldokians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, although Welfare and Defense are also considered important, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Opodeldokian economy, worth a remarkable 3,892 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,530 carbon credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, women who display their ankles are shunned by society, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Opodeldok is ranked 10th in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha and 146,315th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -10,025.351 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 18 hours ago

  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 6 days ago: Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, it is firmly believed that cameras steal souls.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • 12 days ago: Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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