Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd Most Devout: 12th
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Corporate Police State
Spirituality is the Key to Happiness
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Theocracy of Opodeldok is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mitchell with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and fear of technology. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.009 billion Opodeldokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Law & Order, with Defense and Welfare also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opodeldok City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Opodeldokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,301 trillion carbon credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,401 carbon credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,345 per year while the poor average 22,400, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

Local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, genetic researchers have been expelled, organ donation is compulsory, and Opodeldokians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Opodeldok's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Opodeldok is ranked 36th in the world and 1st in ZZ 9 Plural Z Alpha for Lowest Crime Rates, with 272.93 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Devout: 12thMost Primitive: 14thBest Weather: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 30thLowest Crime Rates: 36thMost Pacifist: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46thNicest Citizens: 59thMost Beautiful Environments: 82ndMost Corrupt Governments: 113thLargest Welfare Programs: 118thSafest: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 242ndMost Stationary: 285thLargest Governments: 677thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,064thLargest Populations: 1,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,086thHighest Economic Output: 1,095thMost Efficient Economies: 1,202ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,459thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,358thMost Influential: 3,700thMost Extreme: 6,628thHighest Average Incomes: 7,289thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,705thMost Conservative: 8,776thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,503rdHighest Drug Use: 16,980th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, Opodeldokians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Opodeldok was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Opodeldok, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.

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